Some idiot in my office constantly misses the urinal

[Stevendsmith]

and pees all over the floor.

Everyday.

Unbelievable

[Kire]

1. Thanks for sharing.

:puke:

[ThomCat]

2. Probably deliberately.

I'm on the same floor as the mailroom. The messengers trash our restroom almost every day. They piss all over the toilets, all over the floor, they cram stuff into the toilets to plug them to see if they'll overflow.

And nobody can do anything because they never catch anyone in the act.
x(

Anyone who is rude enough to pull this shit needs serious help.

[Kire]

12. What would you do if you caught someone in the act?

I don't know if I would have the courage to do anything.

[Ariana Celeste]

3. There's a problem like that at my SO's work...

The way he puts it... the first person will miss and get it all over the floor... so the next person has to stand back a little bit farther, because who wants pee on their shoes? Someone else miss some, and the next person has to stand even farther back... and the only thing seperating the bathroom from the shipping office is dry wall... and now the shipping office reeks of piss. (I feel so bad for them, apparently the maintenance guy who keeps the bathroom clean is on vacation this week...)

[TX-RAT]

4. Tell her to stop it.

[WoodyTobiasJr]

5. I hate that - it's not like they're 3 year olds

And can someone tell me why, in an office consisting of professionals, someone feels the need to pick their nose and smear their nuggets above the urinal?


Pigs

[Stevendsmith]

6. Nothing like the smell of floor urine wafting into your nostrils

before lunch.

Jeezus!

[Stevendsmith]

7. Dupe.

[auntAgonist]

8. why do you have a urinal in your office?

j/k

that is pretty disgusting.

aA

[Deja Q]

10. Thank you. I needed the laugh!

:hug:

I've been crying most of the day.

[Deja Q]

9. Should I mention the coworker who leaves a quaint drippage in the stall?

:puke:

[Stevendsmith]

11. Quaint drippage! LOL! (n/t)

[stlsaxman]

13. That's why God invented

shoes.

Also- it might help if you didn't sit on the urinals to pee.

[terrya]

14. Locking

Bodily functions thread.