Hi, honey, I'm home!

[Oeditpus Rex]

I bailed outa town yesterday to beat the heat. It got up to 113 here, and then the freakin' power went out, so I went to my sister and BIL's, where it was a mere 85. Just got home about half an hour ago.

So, wha'd I miss?

My 12-year-old niece wants to be a DUer. She was snarkin' on * all the time I was there. :evilgrin:

[u4ic]

1. Well, the least you could do

is present me with some flowers.

BEFORE the explanation. :eyes:

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. I'm sorry

Terribly remiss of me. :*

[ZombieNixon]

2. Sorry, we don't live here anymore.

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. Piss off!

:hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Well! It's about time you got home!

Sheesh! Men......:eyes:


Honestly, I'm glad you were able to cool off.........

I do NOT want to see our electricity bill....... :scared:

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Mine should be pretty low

Nothing was running for about 20 hours or so.

When I got home, it was like 85 inside the house. But it's home. :loveya:

[LeftyMom]

4. Only 113?

Our power was on and off all day friday and yesterday, and it was 116. I win. Or lose really. Whatever, it still sucks. The important thing is:

Welcome Back Rexy! :hug: :woohoo: :party:

[Random_Australian]

5. Well, I last summer it got to 120 F in my SHADEHOUSE.

I win.

P.S. Welcome backy Mr Rex!

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. 'Rexy'

:blush:

116?!? Yikes! :hug:

[SeattleGirl]

6. Hey Rexy!

Welcome back to the hell zone!

[Floogeldy]

7. Why don't you suck it up and be a man?

Running from the heat, indeed. You big wuss! ;)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

8. Welcome back!

[deadparrot]

13. How's it going?

Another heat refugee here. No power from Wednesday through yesterday morning. Glad to have you back! :hi:

[wildhorses]

14. Oh Ricky, we are playing bridge at the Mertz's tonite...

just had to say that:P ....you SOUNDED just like him with your post.

its funny how some of the more common thread starters seem to take a "voice" in my head...

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. LOL! I do that all the time

But I don't think Ricky ever said "Hi, honey, I'm home." His line was "Hey, Lucy, I'm home," or just "Hi, honey."

When I hear "Hi, honey, I'm home," I think of Bill Macy in "Pleasantville." Except he didn't say "Hi."

Damn, I'm a pedant... x(

[wildhorses]

18. well silly...you took Ricky's lines and made them your own

you would make a GREAT Ricky, its already in your blood:silly:

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. Ay yi yi yi yi!

Mira que tiene que cosa la mujer esta!




If CMW sees this, he's gonna stick my head on a photo of Desi Arnaz. :blush:

[wildhorses]

20. you say that like its a bad thing...

when all along you know you will secretly take some pride in the fact that CMW actually went to the trouble to put your head on a photo of Desi Arnaz *swoon*

that's right!!

Just think how the girls will *swoon*:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. Yeah, but it'll be over a Cuban bandleader

Not my Welsh/German/Italian ass. x(

[wildhorses]

24. well actually it would be a cuban band leader's ass

and your gorgeous welsh/german/italian mug:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. Which bears an amazing resemblance to

a Cuban bandleader's ass. :blush:

[wildhorses]

27. well, then you can tell ever body to kiss Desi's ass and

you would get the smooch on your face:blush: this is starting to sound ever so slightly kinky

this thread is disintegrating into sheer frivolity and total inanity:crazy:

but I hope CMW does it all the same:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. Then you can tell everybody

to kiss Desi's ass
It may be quite simple, but
it has quite some mass
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
that I post in this thread...
How wonderful it is with an ass for a head

:popcorn:

[wildhorses]

29. .......

:spray::rofl::*:hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

30. ...

[Dangerously Amused]

15. Well if you have to ANNOUNCE that you're home,

...that means you DIDN'T take me with you. So you can just haul your sorry, air-conditioned ass right out to the porch tonight, mister. Harrumph!

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. Air-conditioned?

If I had a/c, I woulda been home as soon as the power was back on.

And I'm reserving the porch as an alternative choice. Last night, my neighbor slept in her back yard.

[Jamastiene]

22. You missed my quest for a good

picture of me. I have to politely disagree with one of your last replies to me. I think your equipment would be more than adequate. :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. Nuh-uh

I'd need an umbrella strobe, preferably with a diffuser box, and a slave.

Plus a studio...

[RevCheesehead]

25. Your 12-yr-old niece should meet my 13-yr-old nephew.

:loveya: We could chaperone.

[RevCheesehead]

31. OK, so what'd ya do with Lucy?