Need advice: If my refrigerator was off for 13 hours, and I left yogurt

[jobycom]

out on the counter for four hours, and while I was packing some boxes to move I accidentally dropped the yogurt into RetroLounge's hot tub where it was mauled by an otherwise normal and wonderful DUer who was unfortunately momentarily possessed by a Chupacabra, through no fault of her own, would WindRaven still want to marry Matcom because of his brilliant post?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. I want to rescind my yes vote and vote for option #3.

I didn't read the whole poll before clicking.

[jobycom]

2. Sorry, I can't do anything about all the clicks in the Lounge