The Ten Commandments of Love

[NightTrain]

One...Thou shalt never love another
Two...And stand by me all the while
Three...Take happiness with the heartache
Four...And go through life wearing a smile

Oh, how happy we will be if we keep the Ten Commandments of Love

Five...Thou shalt always have faith in me in eveyrthing I say and do
Six...Love me with all your heart and soul until our life on earth is through

Oh how happy we will be if we keep the Ten Commandments of Love.

Seven...Come to me when I am lonely
Eight...Kiss me when you hold me tight
Nine...Treat me sweet and gentle
Ten...And always do what's right

Oh, how happy we will be if we keep the Ten Commandments of Love :loveya:

[LuLu550]

1. does the dupe mean

there are 20 commandments of Love???

[NightTrain]

3. I dunno how that happened

But I daresay ten are enough! :D

[WindRavenX]

2. Oh man, I needed that :)

Thanks Night Train!!

[everythingsxen]

4. Thats pretty sweet..

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[NightTrain]

5. I'm just sorry I didn't write it!

They're the lyrics to a 1950s doo-wop song.

[GabysPoppy]

7. Harvey Fuqua I think was the writer

but you would know better

[Blue-Jay]

6. ELEVEN!

Either jump out a window or fake a stroke when asked, "Do these pants make my ass look fat?"

(Note to JohnKleeb and HEyHEY: NEVER answer that question with a "yes" or "no". You'll regret it)

[Robb]

8. TWELVE!

Thou shalt not purchase thy spouse equipment that could suggest or cause weight loss. This includes juicers. Apparently.

[Blue-Jay]

9. THIRTEEN!

Vacuum cleaners are the gift that will guarantee no sex for you for at least two months.

That being said: A Swiffer® will still earn you a hand-job. After all, who doesn't like Swiffers?



Edit: I smell like sardines