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HawkerHurricane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-18-06 05:46 PM
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A Cannibal Restaurant
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry he sat down and looked over the menu...

Fried Red Cross Worker: $10.00
Broiled Mercenary: $15.00
Baked Halliburton Rep: $125.00.

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a price difference for the Halliburton Rep?"

The cook replied "Have you ever tried to clean one?"
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txwhitedove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-18-06 05:51 PM
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1. Ohhhhh, whata groaner.....
:rofl:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-18-06 06:13 PM
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4. It could be worse:
It'd have been a screamer. :wow:
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bluethruandthru Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-18-06 06:09 PM
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2. Whew!
I thought this was going to be another Olive Garden thread! :D
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-18-06 06:12 PM
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3. Don't forget about that special German sausage for $34.99...
And trust me, you don't want it raw...
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