All right, don't anybody move, there's been a murder.

[Mutley]

[Dangerously Amused]

1. 1. mutley_r_us, 2. in the Lounge, 3. with a vibrating razor!

:bounce:

[Mutley]

2. Hey, I'm keepin' that razor to myself.

I would Never risk havin' it taken away as evidence. ;)

[everythingsxen]

3. It was me, in the Conservatory, with the thermobaric bomb

[Mutley]

9. I'm rattin' you out, man!

Better run, that thing rides like the wind.

[everythingsxen]

13. Fortunately...

I used a thermobaric bomb, so not only did it kill Mr. Boddy, it also killed me, as well as Professor Plum, Ms. Scarlet, Mr. Green, Colonel Mustard, Mrs. White and Mrs. Peacock. It also destroyed the entire house. Luckily I left a note indicating what I had done in a small envelope marked "CONFIDENTIAL" which I placed in the center of the house.

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. A murder?

[Mutley]

7. No... no ... not a murder... no what's like a murder but begins with B?

[Dangerously Amused]

10. Um... a burder?

(WTF?!?)

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Birmingham

[Mutley]

12. No ... no ... no ... no ... no...

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. Burnley?

[Mutley]

17. Burnley - that's right! Burnley in Lancashire. There's been a Burnley.

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. Burglary

[Mutley]

21. Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course.

There's been a burglary.

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. Where?

[Mutley]

23. In the back, just below the rib.

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. No — that's murder

[Mutley]

26. Oh... er no... in the band... In the bat... Barclays bat.

[Oeditpus Rex]

27. Barclays Bank?

[Mutley]

28. Yes. Nasty business - got away with £23,000.

[Oeditpus Rex]

29. Any clues?

[Mutley]

30. Any what?

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. Any evidence as to who did it?

[Mutley]

32. Any clues, eh? Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we?

I suppose you say 'ehnvelope' and 'larngerie' and 'sarndwiches on the settee'! Well this is a murder investigation, young man, and murder is a very serious business.

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. I thought you said it was a burglary

[Mutley]

34. Burglary is almost as serious a business as murder.

Some burglaries are more serious than murder. A burglary in which someone gets stabbled is murder! So don't come these petty distinctions with me. You're as bad as a judge. Right, now! The first thing to do in the event of a breach of the peace of any kind, is to... go... (pause) and ... oh, sorry, sorry, I was miles away.

[Oeditpus Rex]

35. Ring the police?

[Mutley]

36. Ring the police. Yes, that's a good idea.

Get them over here fast ... no, on second thoughts, get them over here slowly, so they don't drop anything.

[Oeditpus Rex]

37. Shall I make us all a cup of tea?

[Mutley]

38. Make what you like, Boskovitch - it won't help you in court.

[Oeditpus Rex]

39. I *beg* your pardon?

[Mutley]

40. I'm sorry, sorry.

That's the trouble with being on two cases at once. I keep thinking I've got Boskovitch cornered and in fact I'm investigating a Burnley.

[Oeditpus Rex]

41. Burglary

[Mutley]

42. Burglary! Yes -- good man.

[Oeditpus Rex]

43. Who's Boskovitch?

[Mutley]

44. Hah! Boskovitch is a Russian scientist who is

passing information to the Russians.

[Oeditpus Rex]

45. Classified information?

[Mutley]

46. Oh, there he goes again! 'Classified information'!

Oh, sitting on the 'settee' with our 'scones' and our 'classified information'!



Ah! Hello, Duckie.

[Oeditpus Rex]

48. Hello, sir. How are you?

[Mutley]

49. I'm fine thanks. How are you?

[Oeditpus Rex]

50. Well, sir,

I'm a little bit moody today, sir.

[Mutley]

51. Why's that, Duckie?

[Oeditpus Rex]

52. Because...

***SGT. DUCKIE'S SONG***

I'm a little bit sad and lonely
Now my baby's gone away
I'm feeling kinda blue
Don't know just what to do
I feel a little sad today.

He's a little bit sad and lonely
Now his baby's gone away
He's feeling kinda blue
He don't know just what to do
He's not feeling so good today

When I smile
The sun comes flooding in
But when I'm sad
It goes behind the clouds again.

He's a little bit sad and lonely
Now his baby's gone away
He's feeling kinda...

et cetera, et cetera

[Mutley]

53. A lovely song, Duckie.

[Dangerously Amused]

14. I GOT IT!!!!

Ring-ring-ring-ring...


BANANAPHONE!!!!


:bounce:

[Mutley]

16. Check yer PM.

:D


:bounce:

[reyd reid reed]

24. A Blunder, maybe

Blunders can be fun...and they're not usually as permanent as that whole 'dead' thing that a murder requires...

You can blunder in, blunder over, blunder across.
You can blunder loudly or softly or clumsily.
You can even blunder gracefully.


Yeah...blunder...what else?

I've gotta go check for boxscores...

[bigwillq]

5. What did you edit?

:shrug:

[Mutley]

6. I had something completely different there,

but it was Time 4 Something Completely Different.

;)

No, the picture wouldn't work so I changed my mind.

[bigwillq]

8. O.K.

I'm still confused but who cares! :)

[Xipe Totec]

18. It was Colonel Mustard

in the kitchen, with a knife!

:bounce:

[Mutley]

19. Nope!

:evilgrin:

[nytemare]

47. It was Miss Scarlet, Mrs Peacock, Col Mustard, Professor Plum &Mr. Boddy

I just watched the movie a couple of weeks ago.

Funny flick, great cast.

[philosophie_en_rose]

54. It was FreepTroll, on DU, with its mind-blowing, noble jesters.

:)

[MiniMandaRuth]

55. It was Temporary Sockpuppet...

And "Here lies a disruptor, he disrupted poorly"!!! They killed each other in a climatic fight to the death!!!!