FOX: Sneaky French Cowards Plan US Invasion!

[CanuckAmok]

Oh, sure, those Smelly Socialist Snobs won't take up arms with the Coalition of the Willing, but they seem to have enough military initiative to smuggle not one, but two(!) Islands into North America's oceanic boundaries.

But why? What do they want? Certainly they don't want our wine, or our cheese...what do they want from us?!

http://www.cultureconnect.com/facts/sb.htm

http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/sb.html

[CanuckAmok]

1. Kick

People, this is tres serious! Zut Alors!!

[mobuto]

2. St. Pierre and Miquelon

was the first French territory to be liberated by the Free French, in late December, 1941.

They did so without bothering to inform the US or Canada first, and thus De Gaulle sewed a rather prickly diplomatic situation (during which Cordell Hull denounced the affair as being conducted by the "so-called Free French.")

We were still trying to play nice to Vichy.

[corporatewhore]

3. I am waiting for France to liberate us

and for the day french troops come and arrest that other homicidal pyschopathic dictator and drag him right outta cheneys hidey-hole

[CanuckAmok]

4. day shift kick

:kick:

[DivinBreuvage]

5. I will welcome them with Sparkling Wine and Processed Cheese Food

I wonder how much the position of Yankee Comfort Girl pays.