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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 01:34 PM
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Striped shirt guy
Edited on Wed Jul-12-06 01:35 PM by janesez
http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?SectionID=11&StoryID=239


I will talk to people I don’t know about my job tonight! They will all know that I am an important man! I will call female bartenders “Babe” and male bartenders “Chief”!
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 01:39 PM
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1. ?
I read the blog, and still I say "?"
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 01:40 PM
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2. Do you ever go out to bars?
It's satire. :)
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 01:43 PM
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4. Not to hit on women
Not in a long time. Not my thing.

Feh.
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 01:46 PM
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6. Exactly.
Repellent, ain't it? I loathe guys like this - and I don't spend a lot of time in bars. But they're everywhere.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 01:42 PM
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3. you shouldn't hate him, just because he's beautiful
But of course we do
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 01:45 PM
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5. Rather, hate him because he's a jackass.
:)
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 01:50 PM
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7. Heh heh, funny stuff.
:thumbsup:

Will we *never* be rid of dickheads?
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 02:03 PM
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8. Probably not.
Unless we get injectable sterilization guns. I could really get behind that.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 02:08 PM
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9. Keep in mind that being an asshole is a sociological phenom, not genetic
And even if it were genetic, it's probably a recessive trait, so sterilizing all the pricks in this generation won't insure the next generation is prick-free. Plus all the remaining breeders would be noncompetitive demi-hippies (like me)
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 02:10 PM
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10. On a related note...
Edited on Wed Jul-12-06 02:11 PM by primate1
http://www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=150&country=ca

Every time I ever go to bars/clubs when I'm not going for a show, I'm usually the only guy there without a striped button down shirt. It's amazing.
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 02:16 PM
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12. Oh my god.
If I ever want to get any work done ever for the rest of my life, clearly that is a website I must not visit.

http://www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=132&country=ca
HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 02:22 PM
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14. The Dos and Don'ts section is hilarious.
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 02:23 PM
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15. Can't stop!
http://www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=114&country=ca
*wiping away tears*
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 02:13 PM
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11. hey, where they get that picture of me?
I mean...n/m :yoiks:
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 02:20 PM
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13. LOL!
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Cannikin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 03:03 PM
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16. I dont find him attractive.
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 03:13 PM
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17. Well, no, you're not supposed to.
It's a parody. :)
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