Hello. I am 31, married, and way too much work for you gents, okay?

[Writer]

So don't flirt in my general direction, got it? Trying to cut through the red tape will be too much work, I'm afraid.

And this is why I drink. :beer:

On edit: I should explain that this is not a random, non-sequitous, vain posting. This is a broad complaint stemming from a specific situation in my life. So I'm really just venting... a bit.

[taterguy]

1. you're so hot :)

[ContraBass Black]

2. In that case, I thank you for contributing positively

To the beauty of the world, and leave you to go along on your way.

[SacredCow]

3. No problem here....

I don't flirt with girls

[cobalt1999]

4. is it flirting if it is the truth?

Oh Writer, on the day you married the hearts of a 100 men broke. You beauty is surpassed only by your modesty. Your lips make men long for your kisses, your wit and humor would keep any man enraptured.

Speak to me so that my life may be enriched.

If that is over doing it, can I at least share your drink?