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jane_pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 05:03 PM Original message |
Got a problem? Post here for advice from a drunk. |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 05:08 PM Response to Original message |
1. I can't find my checkbook. The one with no money in it, but it |
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jane_pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 05:26 PM Response to Reply #1 |
5. First, interrogate the children. |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 05:28 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. I've done all that. |
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jane_pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 05:34 PM Response to Reply #7 |
14. It will turn up when you least expect it. |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 05:19 PM Response to Original message |
2. Why can't my brother ever seem to beat me at NHL '06 for PS2? |
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jane_pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 05:27 PM Response to Reply #2 |
6. Because he's lazy and won't take practice seriously. |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 05:28 PM Response to Reply #6 |
8. But he's the one who plays the game 24/7 |
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jane_pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 05:32 PM Response to Reply #8 |
12. Then he must accept his fate and give you due respect. |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 05:35 PM Response to Reply #12 |
15. Good call. |
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WCGreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 05:21 PM Response to Original message |
3. Okay.... |
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jane_pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 05:29 PM Response to Reply #3 |
9. Enjoy some ginseng and/or garlic |
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WCGreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 09:13 PM Response to Reply #9 |
43. Garlic repells Fleas..... |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 05:22 PM Response to Original message |
4. How can I convince the other adults in the house to wash thier own clothes |
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jane_pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 05:30 PM Response to Reply #4 |
10. Burn them in a fire pit. |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 05:32 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. Reluctantly, I second this advice. |
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KyndCulture (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 05:33 PM Response to Original message |
13. Do I make another Bloody Mary and stay on DU or go do the dishes? |
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jane_pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 05:35 PM Response to Reply #13 |
17. Bloody Mary! |
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KyndCulture (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 05:41 PM Response to Reply #17 |
20. Excellent advice. |
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liberalitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 05:35 PM Response to Original message |
16. Do YOU know where my mailbox key is? |
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jane_pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 05:38 PM Response to Reply #16 |
18. It's not in the mailbox, is it? |
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liberalitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-10-06 08:17 AM Response to Reply #18 |
48. Nope... |
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Ptah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 05:39 PM Response to Original message |
19. If I see my ex (divorced nineteen years) in the grocery store |
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jane_pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 05:45 PM Response to Reply #19 |
22. My first instinct says "let it go, it's not worth it" |
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Ptah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 05:56 PM Response to Reply #22 |
28. Actually, we're good friends and partners raising our children. |
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jane_pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 05:59 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. Aw, well then be polite and say "hi, how are ya" |
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Ptah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 06:02 PM Response to Reply #30 |
32. That's a lot better than: |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 05:42 PM Response to Original message |
21. How many more miles should I ride on my bike trainer? |
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jane_pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 05:49 PM Response to Reply #21 |
23. A million. |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 05:53 PM Response to Reply #23 |
25. I'll see ya in ten years |
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ZombieNixon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 05:49 PM Response to Original message |
24. OK...help me get my values out of the Matrix. |
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jane_pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 05:56 PM Response to Reply #24 |
27. Ask yourself what day this is. |
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deucemagnet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 05:54 PM Response to Original message |
26. Well, I've been drinking beer while doing yardwork today... |
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jane_pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 06:01 PM Response to Reply #26 |
31. *smashes whiskey bottle* |
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deucemagnet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 06:09 PM Response to Reply #31 |
35. LOL! Good answer! |
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jane_pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 06:11 PM Response to Reply #35 |
36. Sounds like a plan. |
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DawgHouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 05:58 PM Response to Original message |
29. Tomorrow is the tenth anniversary of meeting my wonderful S/O. |
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jane_pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 06:08 PM Response to Reply #29 |
34. Ok, you're bedridden, but you still have a few options: |
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A HERETIC I AM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 06:12 PM Response to Reply #34 |
37. You forgot the peanut butter and marshmallow fluff option.... |
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jane_pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 06:16 PM Response to Reply #37 |
40. And then there's that. |
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A HERETIC I AM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 06:03 PM Response to Original message |
33. I'm drunker than you. I am going to go for a drive now. |
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jane_pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 06:13 PM Response to Reply #33 |
38. Can you wait a little while? |
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atomic-fly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 06:14 PM Response to Original message |
39. I tried to get drunk recently.... |
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jane_pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 06:19 PM Response to Reply #39 |
41. Welcome to my world. |
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jane_pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 06:28 PM Response to Original message |
42. Ok, time to clean the house and take a shower... |
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otherlander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 09:22 PM Response to Original message |
44. I want to refuse to pay my taxes next year... |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 09:27 PM Response to Original message |
45. I am enamored with a fellow DU'er |
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spacelady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 09:30 PM Response to Reply #45 |
46. I'm married, but come visit anyway. (tipsy response) |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-08-06 09:31 PM Response to Reply #46 |
47. Hmmmm, sounds tempting... |
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