A bit of RW nut surrealism for laughs

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

Brazilian whacko has a weekly newspaper column. I'm not going to advertise the fellow by citing his name or paper. I only offer you the first paragraph of his latest column for your amazement:

Until today, the Internet was subject to market freedom, and for that reason the free market's worst enemies could always use it to whatever they wanted. All around the world, communist, socialist, anti-American, and anti-Irsaeli sites occupy a much larger space than their conservative, Christian, zionist etc. competition. The reason is obvious: the former have more money - from the EU, from the UN, from the Ford and Rockefeller foundations, from Mr. George Soros, from drug trafficking, among other sources - and are organized in a planetary scale, finding no resistance except some quixotic, bankrupt idealists.

So, how does it rate in the Coulter scale? I give it a 0.8 (1.0 being Ms. Adam Apple herself).

[Deja Q]

1. LOL! That's the best work of fiction I've read in years!

The internet was for the free exchange of information. The capitalists, with typical Microsoftian aplomb, turned it into a capitalist scheme for people to make money. One so poorly protected, as usual, that any crackpot cracker hacker could steal thousands of peoples' credit card and other personal information.

But, this is the system people seem to want. :-(

[joefree1]

2. Thanks for not posting the link

Thats one paranoid wacko. We lefties are the rich ones??? So what, doesn't he be believe in free markets. It's just too bad that right wingers haven't got the work ethic to compete with us commies. Hee hee, I could go on and on.

[HEyHEY]

3. Come one though: it must be fun to be that whacko

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. You have quite a twisted concept of 'fun'. (nt)

[DS1]

5. where's my g*ddamn fleet of exotic cars? This drug dealer demands

to know! :eyes:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. George Soros didn't send me his check either

Wotta swindler. And me working for free for the Evil Cabal here. :crazy:

[TreasonousBastard]

6. Actually...

the internet has shown us that those people we thought were out there are really out there.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

8. Slang clarification please

"Out there" = loony?