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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 11:01 PM
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I bet you didn't know dachshunds could be so dangerous!
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 11:05 PM
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1. That's hilarious!
Looks like something my old German Shepherd would do. She once came out of the woods carrying a small fallen tree that weighed about 50lbs. It wasn't just a big branch, it was an entire little downed tree. Dumbass tried repeatedly to bring it into the house. She was generally smart, just nuts overall. She also spent a good month or so where she wouldn't go for a walk unless she was carrying her giant pink stuffed bunny. Just picture a 95lb aggressive German Shepherd that needed her bunny to go for a walk. You did get used to the stares after a bit though.
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 06:55 AM
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2. Isn't it?
I'm just glad it didn't explode in the crazy thing's mouth! I've had roman candles go BANG on me before...
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Rhiannon12866 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 07:37 AM
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3. I loved that!!! LOL!!! Priceless!!!
Thanks for the early morning laugh!:D
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 08:59 AM
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4. That's so cute. Dachshunds with explosives.
Woe to cats. :P
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dysfunctional press Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 10:41 AM
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7. he's released his inner german...
blitzkrieg!
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 02:36 PM
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8. LOL!
Dachshunds *are* "the Master Race".
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 09:01 AM
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5. I think it borders on animal cruelty, frankly
not to mention the danger posed to anyone who was standing nearby.

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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 10:20 AM
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6. I don't believe it was intentional.
Looks to me like an accident caught on film.
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Rhiannon12866 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-02-06 02:17 AM
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9. I agree. Something like this sure wasn't scripted.
And I'm the first to react, if I think any animal might have been endangered, but it looks to me like this was an accident, and that no one was harmed.
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reformedrepub Donating Member (956 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-02-06 02:22 AM
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10. Im the daddy
of a Dachshund puppy and he is one awesome dude....
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Rhiannon12866 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-06-06 11:41 AM
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13.  Dachshunds are such adorable dogs
And everyone I know who's ever had them thinks that they're just the best. I also have a small dog, the one in my sig, but Brussels Griffons aren't for everyone. The dog in this video was pretty amazing...:D
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-02-06 02:38 AM
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11. Do what must be done, Lord Dachshund...
do not hesitate—show no mercy!
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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-02-06 09:22 AM
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12. It is a little known fact
that dachshunds are particularly evil, due to their closeness to hell. They are very low, you know.

I raised them for years. Demons, I tell you!
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-06-06 11:49 AM
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14. Dachshunds, dangerous? C'mon! They were bred as hunting dogs,
for Pete's sake! Hunting badgers, at that. Not very pleasant creatures, especially when hunted.

Don't be fooled by the cute faces and gentle dispositions. Dachshunds can be tough!
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