**Breaking**Viagra was prescribed for Rush's Pilonidal Cyst in Ass Crack

[npincus]

just kidding



Rush did, however, play high school football. In fact, Limbaugh has said that he received his 4F physical deferment from the draft because of "a football knee from high school." Which is actually not true. In reality, Rush got his deferment because of a pilonidal cyst, which is a congenital incomplete closure of the neural groove at the base of the spinal cord in which excess tissue and hair may collect, causing discomfort and discharge. Not as sexy as a football knee, but a pilonidal cyst it was.

http://www.thenation.com/doc/20000619/franken

[CTyankee]

1. Well, my ex had the same damn thing and he had to serve

in the army, during peacetime, yet (it was the mid 1950s). He joined up rather than wait to be drafted. This was just after the Korean War. So I don't understand how Rush got out on that excuse during the Vietnam War.