What does the RW blame on Bill Clinton?

[Deep13]

Every disaster that has occurred since junior took office is somehow Clinton's fault, according to the RW. For example, 911 happened because he did not kill OBL after the World Trade Center bomb. Another example is how Clinton's enforcement of inadequate environmental regulations have somehow crippled the energy industry. What else does the RW blame on Clinton?

[Anarcho-Socialist]

1. Lots of weird stuff

When I was lurking on DU before I joined in 2004 I also lurked on Freeperville to see if they were as bad as all that. I remember coming across a thread where the freepers were talking about "Bill and Hillary kidnapping and raping women" whilst Bill was governor in Arkansas. It was then I concluded that freepers were as bad as DUers said they were.

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. You must have been watching the Mythbusters marathon

this past weekend. Hubby was too, and I saw the "propensity for toast to fall butter-side down" segment. :P Hell, Bill Clinton gets blamed by the Freeptards for every possible problem since the beginning of time. Why not blame him for this too???

[Deep13]

3. Don't have cable. I just made that up based on the urban legend...

...that buttered toast always falls sticky-side down.

[NewWaveChick1981]

6. Oh, OK. It's pretty timely, though!

:hi:

[Crazy Dave]

4. Quote:

"Every disaster that has occurred since junior took office is somehow Clinton's fault"

I swear, two months ago I heard an idiot co-worker say that shit. I told him it was a weak excuse during the first term, now it's totally stupid during the second term. Most of the problems Bush has now are the ones created in his first term. The rest are from his dad and Ronald Reagan's foreign policies back then like funding the Iraq vs. Iran war, pro Iraq and funding Bin Laden's Mujahdeen forces against the Russians in Afghanistan in 1979.

[Deep13]

5. Bill caused Krypton to explode.

[SofaKingLiberal]

7. Other - Every single fuckup for which the RW is responsible.

[Deep13]

8. Left the light on in the bathroom again!

:mad:

[sarge43]

10. Left the toilet seat up too!

:nuke:

[sarge43]

9. Oh heavens, The Decline and Fall of Roman Empire, the South

Sea Bubble, the San Andres Fault, the Schleswig-Holstein Question, the heartbreak of psoriasis - that Bill, he is a caution.

[LynneSin]

11. The meal I had for lunch made me a bit gassy....

...I blame Clenis for it

[Deep13]

14. Damn him!

:argh:

[DrGonzoLives]

12. Bill Clinton caused the Holocaust

Bill Clinton - liberal, which means socialist
Nazis - national socialists

The connection is undeniable.

[Midlodemocrat]

13. It's Clinton's fault that my husband had to have heart surgery.

[Deep13]

15. He betrayed Christ!

[Deep13]

16. Borrowed the car and changed all the radio station presets.

[Pierre.Suave]

17. Coined the phrase, "wassssssuuuuup?"

I had to vote for this one because I just want to see Clnton say it.