Court Reporter: "I Saw Judge's Penis At Least 15 Times"

[matcom]

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BRISTOW -- The court reporter for former Creek County District Judge Donald Thompson testified Monday that she saw his penis "at least 15 times" and that she saw him urinate into a wastebasket twice during trials.

Thompson is on trial on four felony counts of indecent exposure, which allege that he used a penis pump to masturbate while on the bench.

The court reporter, Lisa K. Foster, provided powerful and emotional testimony Monday about the "shocking and disgusting" things she saw from 2001 into 2003.

Foster was Thompson's court reporter for 15 years. He fired her in September 2003 for reportedly cooperating with an investigation of his alleged misconduct.

Foster also told jurors that she saw Thompson "shaving his scrotum" during closing arguments in an August 2003 murder trial.

That trial was for Tammy Renee Brooks, accused in the 2000 murder of her 21-month-old daughter, Skyla Brooks.

http://www.tulsaworld.com/NewsStory.asp?ID=060627_Ne_A1_Court53194

[ohiosmith]

1. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it's breathtaking - I

highly suggest you try it.

[meegbear]

2. Oh come now ...

who HASN'T used their penis pump while at work. It's a great time saver.

[Arugula Latte]

3. Come on ... Maybe he just misplaced his mallet and used the closest object

And isn't scrotum shaving on the court a time-honored tradition in the justice system? Why, Rehnquist used to engage in that practice routinely, I'm told.

[Ezlivin]

4. Did Justice go blind from masturbating? Geraldo investigates!

Careful with that gavel, Gene.

[jobycom]

5. Okay, that was funny!

[Deja Q]

6. Talk about double jeopardy!

Breaking the law while passing it in abject boredom (aka not paying attention to his job/doing his job)...

Or if it's legal to whiz behind a podium, one never knows which laws get changed! :rofl:

One little question: Those, uh, pumps are loud. And most men I know of usually can't keep a, um, straight face while getting themselves off. Is the judge that bad in bed he can't even turn himself on? :wow:

[swimboy]

7. IBTL

and you might want to check your can of coke.

[Deep13]

8. Objection, your honor!

Eeeew!

[lumberingbear]

9. Gives new meaning to....

"All RISE!"

[Lisa]

10. "here comes the judge", indeed (n/t)

[LostinVA]

11. gigglegigglegiggle