PLEASE FINISH THIS SENTENCE. "The GD Lounge is like ---

[Radio_Lady]

...eating peanuts!"

I just can't get enough of it! Just hope I won't get ROASTED!

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. I was going to finish it, but then you did...

harumph.

[Radio_Lady]

2. Well, that was just my submission. Where's YOURS?

"The GD Lounge is like (FILL IN THIS BLANK)."

Is that clearer?

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. having your collar-bone repeatedly smashed into a cheap hotel's

overheated radiator while Margot Kidder screams in your ear and a crack addict who hasn't seen a bathtub in six years shoves a porcupine down your pants with a burning toilet plunger.

[Radio_Lady]

4. OK, Rabrrrrrr, that's --- ah --- VERY IMAGINATIVE!

This is big and imaginative (try to ignore the spelling mistakes) --

[Radio_Lady]

5. ..

Another BIG one! Your Imagination Can Reach Anywhere

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. I thought that looked familiar, and by golly, I did see it!

When I went back to Wisconsin and visited friends last year. Maybe two years ago? I don't remember exactly.

How did you find that image?

[Radio_Lady]

20. I googled the word "IMAGINATION" for both of those images.

Go to Google.com

Type in "imagination" --

DON'T search on the WEB, DO search "IMAGES" -- it was on the first splash page, I believe.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

7. ... is like putting your brain in a blender...

...and setting it to "mix" for 4 minutes, and then on "puree" for 10.

[Radio_Lady]

21. Something like this?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. I would say but I'd get the thread locked.

Let's just say my response would involve "Jackhammer Jesus."

[Radio_Lady]

22. Not being personally familiar with "Jackhammer Jesus," I got some

very interesting google images of -- shall we say -- "sometimes useful and playful devices" -- Now, Haruka, I'm trusting that we won't get locked, please!

Also found one funny website I've never seen before:

http://www.atheistempire.com/entertainment/humor.html

Why God never received a PhD:

1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
13. Some say he had his son teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
17. No record of working well with colleagues.

[underpants]

9. Rush Limbaugh's Viagra pills- only a little is needed

:bounce:

[Radio_Lady]

23. I woke up at 3:11 AM Pacific Time and that was the first story I read!

I don't like to grovel in someone else's misery, but Viagra? That's a whoop!

The only time I ever received doctor's samples for drugs was in 1997 or 1998. It was for the Bristol-Myers Squibb antidepressant that I needed -- can't even remember the drug's name -- but I do recall it didn't work very well.

I was still living in Boston, Masschusetts and still going to my physician of 27 years. My husband had already moved to Portland, Oregon and started a job here. So, my drug insurance plan was with Kaiser Permanente and they only had one location in Massachusetts -- I believe it was in Springfield which was a big driving distance away from where I lived.

Luckily, nothing bad happened to me during that time frame. I was actually seen by a Kaiser physician on a January 1998 visit here to look for a house; when I finally moved to Oregon in April 1998, I took him as my primary care doctor. I believe the ability of doctors to give sample prescriptions or actual drug samples to the public has been cut back or curtailed altogether, because of the possibility of lawsuits.

[NewWaveChick1981]

10. "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest", only on acid

:P

[Radio_Lady]

27. Never tried acid. What did I miss?

[Anarcho-Socialist]

11. ...alcohol-influenced discourse after 11pm

[Radio_Lady]

24. OT: I love that graphic! We have four mirrors set up in the master

bathroom to achieve the "endless hallway mirror" effect. It's pretty neat!

[Anarcho-Socialist]

28. Thanks!

:hi:

[wildhorses]

12. Hotel California...you can check out but ,

you can never leave:)

[Misunderestimator]

13. The GD Lounge... what a scary thought. One lounge here is enough.

[XNASA]

14. ....something I've never heard of."

[Phillycat]

15. Yeah, what the heck is the GD Lounge?

They keep adding new stuff, I can't keep up.

[XNASA]

16. Maybe it's the "God Damn Lounge"?

I can see that.

[LSK]

17. well when we figure it out, let me know

Im sure they havnt heard the brazilian joke yet. :D

[Phillycat]

18. The MF AC PH Lounge?

The Motherfucking Assclown Poopyhead Lounge?

...what do you think? T-shirts? Beer coozies? Needlepointed pillows?

[Radio_Lady]

25. Oh, you have made me the laughing stock! I meant the DU Lounge,

of course. But I love all the sarcastic takes on this error!

{{cracking up and cracking hard boiled eggs at the same time...}}

[leftofthedial]

19. third grade

all the cliques

and the vicious backbiting







just kidding! It's like an oasis on the Internets

[Radio_Lady]

26. ... "An oasis on the Internet..." I really like that.

I don't agree it's like third grade.

But I do think it's more like eighth grade (just adding in the sex talk, I mean...)

But let's not quibble, Sybil..!