Just so you know... I'm a Smartass.

[Dangerously Amused]

And yes, it is an immutable characteristic and not a "preference."

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. OH.MY.GOD!

You said immutable

[Dangerously Amused]

4. I know. It IS, though.

I've tried counseling and aversion therapy and praying and everything, to no avail. I figure God wants me this way.



:P



:hi:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. maybe you just haven't had the right dumbass

[Dangerously Amused]

8. :D

:rofl:



Oh but honey, I've had so many of them...

[WCGreen]

9. I know a few you haven't gone through yet........

[Dangerously Amused]

15. Damn, where are they hiding?

Let's pick up the pace or I'll never make it through them all...


Bring. It. On!


Boo-yah!


:woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

2. WHAT????

YOU???? :wow:



:rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

7. I know. Sorry to drop the bomb all suddenly like that...

I just got so inspired by our "DU Coming Out Day..."



How YOU doin'?


:7

:pals:

[SeattleGirl]

12. DU Coming Out Day? How the heck did I miss that?

I'm doing fine, 'cept it's been too damned hot here.

[Dangerously Amused]

14. Um... it just sort of *happened*... a little while ago...

Quick, get yours up there! SG: "Just so you know... I'm a Naughty Girl."


:thumbsup:

:7

[Floogeldy]

3. And a good one, at that.

:)

[Dangerously Amused]

10. Aww, thanks!

:pals:



And thanks for all the inspiration!


:7

[yvr girl]

5. You're hardly the only one

The lounge is littered with them.































It's amazing what I put up with. :D

[Dangerously Amused]

13. True, but I aspire to be the best.

The competition is quite fierce, however...



Hey, let's Smartass tag-team! We will OWN this place!


:7

[WCGreen]

16. That would be dangerous, girl......

[Dangerously Amused]

19. B..b...but, "dangerous" is my middle name!

Oh. Wait, it's my first name. Or close to it. Aw shoot.


Does that still count?

[WCGreen]

21. It always counts.....

To be dangerous....

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. Yeah, I can act straight if I need to. I can't not be a smartass.

[Dangerously Amused]

17. Sista!

:highfive:



:7

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. Allegedly, I always have a smirk, too.

I won't realize I'm smirking, but people will ask me, "what are you smirking about?" All the time.

[Dangerously Amused]

20. There is no smartass better

...than a smirking smartass. The fact that it is a permanent smirk is conclusive evidence that you being a smartass is all a part of God's Divine Plan.


:yourock: