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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 04:13 AM
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Try explaining your existence to a ant.
Just a thought.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 04:13 AM
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1. I couldn't get it to pay attention
:P
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 04:14 AM
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3. You could always stomp on it.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 04:15 AM
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7. No, I couldn't do that
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 04:17 AM
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11. Pour coffee on it?
Maybe it'd pay attention then.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 04:19 AM
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12. If I coated myself in sugar
I think that's the only way I could get an ant to pay attention to me.
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 04:14 AM
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2. Try explaining grammur to an Neoma.
Just kidding, I am not THAT much of a Nazi about stuff like that.
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 04:14 AM
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4. And spelling to R_A, it seems.
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 04:14 AM
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5. Fuck you!
Edited on Sun Jun-25-06 04:15 AM by Random_Australian
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 04:15 AM
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6. I'm 6'2'', bring it bitch!
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 04:15 AM
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8. I'm 6'4'' I will KICK YOUR ASS.
I'll stop sklugfsabg ing your thread now, no worries mate.
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 04:16 AM
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9. *shrug* You can always explain it to me.
It would be a nice thing to do. :P
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 04:17 AM
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10. Ok, take a tuba, add spinach, plant it in the cabbage patch, and
spontaneously combust. There you go!
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 04:19 AM
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13. *snickers*
Spontaneous combustion :rofl:
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 04:21 AM
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14. Laughter? How would you like it if you were walking out in the woods
today, you'll be sure of a big supriiiise, when you FUCKING CATCH ON FIRE OW HOT HOT IT BURNS!

:)
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 04:23 AM
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15. Hahahaha!
Sorry, it's just funny. :P
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wickerwoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 04:45 AM
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16. Crumbmaker. Bow before me.
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