To all my lounge friends

[mdmc]

>> Fw: Because you are my friend ....
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>> True Friendship
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>> Are you tired of those sissy friendship" poems that always
sound
>> good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a
series of
>> promises that actually speak of true friendship:
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>> 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot
revenge
>> against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
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>> 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is
choking
>> you.
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>> 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
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>> 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every
chance
>> I get.
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>> 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories
about
>> how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
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>> 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
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>> 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you
are
>> well again. I don't want whatever you have.
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>> 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh .
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>> 9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you
may
>> ask; "because you are my friend".
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>> Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed
because
>> you can only think of 4.
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>> Remember.......A good friend will help you move.....a REALLY
good
>> friend will help you move a body.......let me know if you ever need
me to
>> bring a shovel.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. That's so sweet.

That's how I am with my friends. If you're puking and it's not a result of alcohol or drugs, stay the hell away, but if you need me to jump into a fight and kick some ass, I will do it proudly and without question.

[mdmc]

2. my old boss, who is now my new boss, sent it to me

it made me laugh. :)

[khashka]

3. Great!

Now that's friendship!


Although the true test of friendship is will he/she hold your hair back while you puke....

Khash.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. That only works, my dear Khash....

If your hair is long enough to hold back!

Good to see you tonight, sweetie! :loveya: :hug:

[mdmc]

12. lol

:puke:what a funny word :)

[SeattleGirl]

5. Now that is a testament to true friendship!

:hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Anyone who fowards email without cleaning it up should be slaughtered.

Slaughtered like the fucking pig they are. Slaughtered on the altar of sloth, self-absorption, and ignorance.

And then their blood should be consumed by the entire 40-year alumni/ae of "Up With People" and shat into a denuded fen.

[Midlodemocrat]

9. Rabrrrrrr!!! What, pray tell, puts you in such a delightfully cheery mood

today?

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Oh, just the same old same old.

Visions of elderly people being run over by busses; kitten's strangled by clotheslines; dreams of eviscerating my enemies while they beg for life like girl-childs as their families watch, mounting horror at the carnage and disgust at the lack of honor rising in their eyes. You know, the standard stuff.

[Pierre.Suave]

7. Good stuff, but

with regards to the last part about moving, I heard it like this:

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a really good friend will be in there with you, slapping you on the back, while saying, "holy shit, I cant believe we just did that!"

not that I would know or anything...
;-)
;-)

[mdmc]

8. thats funny too

:kick:

[mdmc]

11. kick

:kick: