Who are you blaming?

[Deep13]

Hey, this is fucked up. It's not my fault. If _________ had done his/her/their/its job, I wouldn't be in this position. Whose fault is it?

[Deep13]

1. Stupid people in large numbers?

[Deep13]

2. the lure of slot machines?

[Dukkha]

3. Bill Clinton of course

don't you know? Since 2000 we are allowed to blame him for everything. It's the greatest cop out ever!

[Fleshdancer]

4. I blame Kudzu

either that, or snakes on a plane...or brazilions. So hard to choose!

[Initech]

5. No, I blame the lib'rul media!

Dang that lib'rul media!

[NewWaveChick1981]

6. Didn't you know gay people are to blame for EVERYTHING???

:sarcasm: You know, they cause earthquakes, and floods, and everything else bad in the world. :sarcasm:

[Deep13]

7. I blame gay people for the bad drainage in my yard.

It's pretty much God's wrath or something.

[NewWaveChick1981]

8. Ask any FReeper---they'll tell you it's

God's wrath, and that wrath came from God being mad at homosexual marriage. :P All the world's problems stem from allowing two people who love each other get married if they're of the same sex. :sarcasm:

[Deep13]

10. Yeah, but the real problem is that if there are same sex marriages...

...there will be same sex joint tax returns. :scared: As it says in Paul's Second Letter to the Deductions,

"Woe unto he who lyeth with another man and who doth fileth tax parchment unto Caesar and claimeth that man as a dependant, for such is an abonination. Yeah the LORD shalt smote him with wrathful audit, knashing of teeth and financial penalties."

Clearly, this inconvenient result must be avoided by our previously righteous society. (And by righeous, I mean exploitive, cruel, war-mongering, polluting and wasteful).

[Fleshdancer]

9. what about the undocumented workers?

Wait a minute...what about the GAY undocumented workers???!!!?? :scared:

[Deep13]

12. What about gay, atheist undocumented workers.

How 'bout THAT?

[Fleshdancer]

13. liberal, ACLU card carrying, MARRIED gay atheist undocumented workers

How about THAT? :P

[Deep13]

14. Why do you hate America?

:evilfrown:

[dysfunctional press]

11. 5,000 years of persecution...at some point, don't you ask yourself...

...maybe there's a reason...?

(btw- before anyone starts yelling "anti-semit" and hitting ignore- i'm quoting the line from a jewish comic- i think it was jackie mason)