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BelleCarolinaPeridot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 03:51 AM
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I stole an olive out of an Bentley.
And anybody who owns an olive should never cry over stolen olives - because they can afford more.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 03:52 AM
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1. How did you get around the security system?
:rofl:
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BelleCarolinaPeridot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 03:55 AM
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2. The windows were rolled down.
;)
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Nicole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 04:15 AM
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3. But .....
how do you know they can afford more olives? Maybe they stole those?
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BelleCarolinaPeridot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 04:29 AM
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5. Confucious says:
When yee ask CarolinaPeridot too hard a question , CarolinaPeridot shall not answer. For CarolinaPeridot has flatuance of the brain.
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 04:19 AM
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4. ROTFLMAO!.....
....:spray: :rofl: :rofl:
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 05:10 AM
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6. "Pardon me...
"Did you steal any 'Grey Poupon'?"
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