I'm just trying to boost my post count

[Wetzelbill]

:)

[SofaKingLiberal]

1. .

[Wetzelbill]

2. trying to hit 15,000 before I get Tombstoned

:)

I resemble that remark. :)

[SofaKingLiberal]

5. .

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Allow me to help you, my dear Bill!

And, I don't think you're going to be tombstoned!

It would be a tragedy if you were.......:cry:


:loveya: :hug:

[Wetzelbill]

4. why thank you

well, I don't know about a tragedy, but I would just assume a different identity. Like Batman. :)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. Well, it would certainly be a tragedy for me......

I would miss you something awful! :blush:

So....you'd better not get tombstoned, you hear?

[Wetzelbill]

11. well, just for you CP

I will promise to be good. Well, kind of good. :)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

15. Oh, you can be naughty!

Just not too naughty!


:evilgrin:

[u4ic]

6. So am I

+1 :-)

[Wetzelbill]

touche'

:)

[miss_american_pie]

7. Good evening

:hi:

[Wetzelbill]

10. well, good evening to you too

miss_american_pie. :)

(I have yet to out you as a fascist, it's our secret... traitor)

:)

[miss_american_pie]

13. Shhhh

:P

[Wetzelbill]

16. hmmm.... do you have any money?

:evilgrin:

Oh I would never do that, extortion is terrible! I mean, I am not a Republican or anything. Psh..

[miss_american_pie]

17. LOL

:rofl:

I'm broke. Can we work out some other arrangement?

[Wetzelbill]

32. I think you

putting up with a clown like me is simply payment enough.

But just the mere fact that I even think I know a secret is something I can relish. :)

I am a sad, sad clown. :)

[LeftyMom]

8. not me!

+1

[Wetzelbill]

12. I decided against upping my count either

I will not make any useless replies for post padding purposes. :)

[Wetzelbill]

14. no useless ones at all

just to make sure you understood what I said the first time. :)

[u4ic]

18. Sorry, I'm a bit hard of hearing

+1

[Wetzelbill]

20. oh that's ok

(yes... another post)

[u4ic]

23. Speak UP, sonny!

+1

[Wetzelbill]

33. Yes! Another Post!

:)

[samplegirl]

19. Hi Bill

sounds like your laid back tonight.

:hi:

[Wetzelbill]

21. yes I got all of my grouchiness out earlier

so how are you doing? :)

[Fridays Child]

22. Please allow me to pitch in and help...

...a fellow Naked Pueblan in his quest for DU greatness. Here, let me think of a question to ask you so that you may legitimately post a response.

Hmm...

How about this heat wave we're experiencing, right now? Is it par for the course or evidence of global warming?

[Wetzelbill]

35. it is so hot that I can only think that

my AC is not doing the job right now.

I'm originally a Montanan, this desert stuff is damn hard on me!

Tough to say if it is evidence of global warming, I think it is pretty much supposed to be hot around here. Although, it is extremely dry. Now that may be evidence of global warming. Looking forward to the monsoons, for sure.

[Dangerously Amused]

24. Well

[Dangerously Amused]

25. *I*

[Dangerously Amused]

26. am

[Dangerously Amused]

27. NOT

[Dangerously Amused]

28. a

[Dangerously Amused]

29. post

[Dangerously Amused]

30. whore!

[Dangerously Amused]

31. Just a regular whore, thank you very much.

[SofaKingLiberal]

34. .

[Dangerously Amused]

45. No, dammit! I told you

...I'm a REGULAR whore. Geez, don't lump me in with those low-life Post Whores. Like you-know-who. :eyes:


(He's even proud of it. Sheesh.)

[Wetzelbill]

43. Dangerously Amused

:)

[Wetzelbill]

42. cute

[Wetzelbill]

41. damn

[Wetzelbill]

40. too

[Wetzelbill]

39. just

[Wetzelbill]

38. are

[Wetzelbill]

37. you

[Wetzelbill]

36. oh

[Wetzelbill]

44. damn, it would have been cooler the other way

oh well. :)

[Dangerously Amused]

46. Yeah, but it would gave required like algebra or calculus

...or something to pull off. Time you could have spent... posting!


:7

[Wetzelbill]

47. oh how I long to be a regular whore

take me away from this terrible posting world!!!!

[Dangerously Amused]

51. I got a little room on my streetcorner

...and you've got great legs. I think we could make it work!


:toast:

[Wetzelbill]

54. oh, did you mean "short" legs?

Oh yeah... we could make it work. If my dear heart could survive the thought sure. :):bounce:

[Dangerously Amused]

57. Honey, don't you fret.

We'll slap some 4" stilettos on you and have you looking like an Amazon in no time. Oh, and I do plan to exploit the fact that you used to be an expert bull rider, you know.


Hell yeah, we're gonna hit the big time with this act!


:7

[Mutley]

48. At least you're honest about it.

:)

[Dangerously Amused]

50. Damn straight!

Nothing worse than a dishonest whore. Them bitches give the rest of us a bad name.


:mad:

[Mutley]

52. Grr.

:D

[Wetzelbill]

53. well of course

:)

I am shady, but honest. :)

[Mutley]

56. Is that not an oxymoron?

:P

[Wetzelbill]

58. jumbo shrimp, military intelligence

yup, all oxymorons. :)

[bigwillq]

49. Hi!

What are you doing right now?


:hi:

[Wetzelbill]

55. about to turn the tv back to basketball

:)