Unjejune badinage repartee - bons mots, japes, and raillery hic et nunc

[Rabrrrrrr]

Let me slip out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini!

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. No one wants to join the party?

10 hours later, and no one has chimed in?

[bridgit]

2. i'm down mit dat...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5280027 :party:

[matcom]

3. we all have you on ignore

:P

[kiraboo]

6. I'm afraid you have me outclassed,

what with all your accent and gin and everything...

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Oh, never. You just need to jump right in and give it a whirl,

like our president at a Jack Daniels tasting.

[xchrom]

4. i've been staring at this all this time

''Let me slip out of these wet clothes''

[NoPasaran]

5. To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune

To lose both looks like carelessness.

[wildhorses]

8. sounds a lot like Bond

James....Bond

[Gold Metal Flake]

9. Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend.

Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

-Marx

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. I wouldn't join any club

that would have me as a member.

Also Groucho. :7