Congratulations Kurovski!! 10,000 posts

[newyawker99]

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! :bounce:



Great job! :toast:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

1. Yay for milestoners!

:toast:

[Kurovski]

5. You said "stoner".

Thanks,Anarcho-Socialist!

[Call Me Wesley]

2. Congrats, Kurovski!

:toast:

[Kurovski]

7. Many thanks, Call Me Wesley!

In your position as a mod, I hope I've not caused you too much dismay.

And thank you for your service to DU. :-)

[Wetzelbill]

3. alright Kurovski!

maybe you can get that date with Howard Dean now! :)

[Kurovski]

4. Thanks for the PM, WB, and thank you newyawker99!

Well, Wetzelbill, are you aware that Howard and I had a spat, and that I checked into the Mayflower Hotel for a few days?

As fate would have it, Pickles Bush was on the floor above me. From the sound of things, I'd say there were a number of shattered vases added to her bill.

[Wetzelbill]

6. the poor dear

she must have the vapors. (I don't even know what that means)

So that wasn't you I saw skulking around with General Clark last night was it? I may have to let HD know about your infidelity....

:)

[Kurovski]

8. It's an open relationship.

What, with us being free-love Commie Pinkos out to destroy Heteosexual marriage, and all that sort of thing.

I think "The Vapors", as related to any Bush, has to do with poll numbers.

[Wetzelbill]

9. well you homersexuals

are vile, disgusting, dog shooting human beings.

Nothing like our dear Lady Pickles and the simian-like gentleman escorting her from grand ball to grand ball. A real pair for the ages those two. Like Cleopatra and the asp etc.

[Kurovski]

10. They are a sterling example of the sanctity inherent within a marriage.

When your husband carries on with Ambassadors to Poland, Secretaries of State, and faux journalists, merely pop an extra Xanax or two, and *voila!* Sanctification!

[Wetzelbill]

11. nothing wrong with self-medication

especially when you have to deal with such greatness on a day to day basis. Lady Pickles is part of a glorious love, one which us mere Commie-Pinkos would never understand. Now, on the other hand, if someday Howard has a drinking problem that effectively kills nearly all his brain cells, and you have to lay the law down on him (something like "No drinking or no sex!") then and only then will you be able to understand what true love is. Of course, since you evil gays aren't allowed to even pretend to be religious for exploitative purposes, you will not know the full sanctity... I don't even know where I am going with this.

My nonexistent dog's blood is on Howard's hands. Don't ever forget that! :)

[Kurovski]

12. I don't forget. It is a point of contention between Howard and I.

And despite the illusory nature of your loss, I take your side in many a bitter disagreement, chiefly out of my loyalty to you and your growing insanity.

But partly because reality is generally so confusing these days.

[Wetzelbill]

13. do you ever wonder what other people

think about our delusional conversations? :)

Reality, psh.. thinking in "real" terms is so passe'. Craziness is the new cool. :)

[Kurovski]

14. I don't know what you mean. "Delusional"?

You're confusing me. You must be smoking marijuana or eating too much Granola.

I have a serious question to present: As you correctly state, "homersexuals...are vile, disgusting, dog shooting human beings". (thank you for the "human" part. That is very progressive thinking on your part.)

OK, so my question is, if I were to go on a hunting trip and pepper a "comrade's" kisser with buckshot at close range, would I become that much closer to the heterosexual part that may exist in my nature? Mind you now, it's not an imaginary friend.

Edit: no, wait, come back! It's not a serious question at all. :-)

[Wetzelbill]

15. too bad it isn't serious

because I was going to say yes, that would make you a virile manly, man's man you were to do something like that.

It had to be the granola. Although, my shirt is hemp, it could be just the vibe thing.

[Kurovski]

16. In that case, yes, I was serious.

The appearance of virility is very important to me. Even as a young boy, I made certain that GI Joe was close at hand when designing Edith Head-inspired gowns for my sister's Barbies.

I cherish your advice on manly conduct. :hug:

OOPS! Should I not have done that?

[Wetzelbill]

17. sometimes a big awkward man-hug

only makes a man more of a man. Like John McCain when he hugged Bush. The testosterone was thick that day, my friend.

Now, that is all fine if GI Joe than had sex with Barbie and forced her to cook and clean his house afterwards. Because real men know how to put a woman in their place you know? Like Rick Santorum for example.

[Kurovski]

18. Hmmm. GI Joe went and did all those things you mention,

but with Ken. Still "manly", correct?

Now about that Bush/McCain hug, it appeared as though John was a little boy sorry that he broke mommy's best lamp, and George was telling him "that's alright, son. Daddy still loves you!"

Still manly, yes?

[Wetzelbill]

19. well, it's ok if John and George do it

That's swoonishly manly. Bush, in particular, is so manly - a cowboy scared of horses?- that he even makes me question my considerable manhood.

GI Joe and Ken are only manly if they spend the rest of their public lives denouncing homersexuals, even though they are obviously flaming homersexuals themselves. In fact, that may be the manliest action of all.

On edit

I almost used the term "Tinkerbells" thank Bush I never went that far.

[Kurovski]

20. So let me get this straight--fearing horses is manly because

it's like being "God-fearing"? Is that it? I mean, it MUST be a manly thing because Fearless Leader displays that particular behavior.

And he overcomes that fear, right? Even if say, he tosses a saddle on to Viktor Ashe's back and rides him around a hotel room like a sluggish Palomino while a paid dominatrix observes his progress? That could be considered "overcoming fear", and thus, manly?

Please teach me.

I think GI Joe and Ken are now living out their days as saran-wrap or something, protecting the freshness of macaroons and ham hunks.

[Wetzelbill]

21. see Bush can get away with fearing horses

not necessarily because it's like God fearing, but more because he is the second coming of Christ. Bush and God are essentially indivisible. So how could he truly fear horses, when by law of nature, horses actually fear God, which of course is Bush.

And, having a name that is overtly sexual, like Bush, is another source of manliness. The debate on republican manliness could end just on the names of the President and VP alone. I mean what is more manly than the names Dick and Bush? Throw in Viktor Ashe - or Jeff Gannon if you want to go there- and you have a festival of manliness running over with every lovin' spoonful. (did I just say that?)

And it is utterly manly to use "Hunks" in the same sentence as GI Joe and Ken, especially if ham is involved. Now, if you have an anal cyst and a combat deferment as a result, well, that is even better.

[Kurovski]

22. Well, my wise Yoda of manliness, I have learned much today.

I have a better understanding of our fine president and ham, broken lamps, Barbie and Palominos. It all speaks to being a man in the new American century. It all makes sense to me now.

I must leave now to help my neighbor repair the ambient compressor switch on her '69 Dodge.

Wow! look at all the posts on my congrats thread! :-)

Talk to you later, Wetzelbill!:hi:

[Wetzelbill]

23. now fixing a car for a woman

is off the charts manly.

I, however, will be watching the first season of "Dynasty" on DVD. :) But I will make up the manliness thing by watching boxing later on tonight. :)

Yeah, talk to you later as well. Have a good one!

[troubleinwinter]

32. (Haha! You said, "let me get this STRAIGHT"! Haha!)

[Kurovski]

36. Why must you pre-undermine the sanctity of our heterosexual marriage

with your incessant gay-bashing of me? :shrug:

[troubleinwinter]

38. Pre-undermining will save me a whole bunch of effort later.

[Kurovski]

39. *

:rofl:

[troubleinwinter]

42. Oh sure. You can laugh now.

[Kurovski]

43. OH! Don't think I didn't already think of that.

I'm just laughing while I still can.

It's an ongoing bachelor party 'til doomsday, er, um...the happiest day of my life.

[bigwillq]

24. Congrats!

:toast:

[Kurovski]

26. And to you, bigwillq!

:toast:

[Random_Australian]

25. Congratulations!

[Kurovski]

27. Thank you. I love that one of your hobbies listed is

LAUGHING! :-)

The DU Lounge is a great place to pursue that hobby.

[Random_Australian]

28. Certainly is (Don't tell the others this, but R/T is as well!)

btw, R/T = Religion/Theology.

(You never heard it from me ;))

[Kurovski]

37. Mums the word.

You godless Aussie! :D

[troubleinwinter]

29. Kurovski is a masher. Sends me mash notes all the time.

[Kurovski]

30. BUSTED!

troubleinwinter projects all the time.

She started it. She wants me to send her shirtless photos of myself in Lederhosen, while I'm shown kissing a picture of Cheney.

[troubleinwinter]

31. You are selfish. Where is it. Send it. I want it. I wait.

[Kurovski]

33. Hush my sweet darling...

Many treasures await, whence we ascend beyond the bridal bower.

[mvd]

34. Congrats!

A big welcome to the 5-digit-club! :toast:

[Kurovski]

35. Thank you for your kind words, DU oldtimer!

:hi:

[GreenTea]

40. I'll have that many in about, a week and a half!!

:wow:

[Kurovski]

41. If you play your cards right!

;-) welcome to DU, Green Tea.