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OffWithTheirHeads Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 12:25 PM
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What time is bed time at Neverland ranch?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 12:29 PM
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1. Ha ha
That is a good one.

Why is the Neverland ranch like a McDonald's?
Because there is alot of old meat in fresh buns.
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Occulus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 12:38 PM
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2. oohhh, you inspired me!
NEVERLAND RANCH

What time is bed-time at Neverland Ranch?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Bush is the owner of Neverland Ranch
Where it's bed-time at all times of day.

What is the story of Neverland Ranch?
A pig farm, a slop trough, well he took care of that.
Why did that cowpoke buy Neverland Ranch?
That's where he wanted his Western White House to be at.

How many bodies brought to us at Neverland Ranch?
We'll never know, they're Soylent Green now, did you like you meal?
How then, the peace now at Neverland Ranch?
At the Ranch, everything bad gets cheerfully ignored.

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Bad, I know, but hey. I was bored.
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