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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 06:47 PM
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If chicks have dashboards and headlights, what do men have?
Gas pedals?

Brade pedals?

A choke?

The clutch?!

if not, then what?

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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 06:48 PM
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1. A Dangling participle....
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 06:51 PM
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2. A joystick!
Yeah, I know, not a car part, but still....
:D
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 06:55 PM
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3. A dipstick
"Ah, how 'bout checkin' the oil, ah, fella?"
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scoey1953 Donating Member (513 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 06:56 PM
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4. Often a spare Tire....
Often, a spare tire
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 07:11 PM
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5. A tent.
:D
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 07:24 PM
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7. I've got both a tent and a spare tire.
Would that disqualify me by most of the fair sex?

(I know it does by my same gender...)
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 07:44 PM
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9. Not in all cases, no.
The fairer sex has many different opinions on men. :P
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 07:48 PM
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11. Cool!
Nice to know I still have some potential...

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Ravenseye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 07:23 PM
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6. Right now I have an exhaust pipe
Man that Thai food isn't sitting right...
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 07:42 PM
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8. I'd say that all men who used a choke from time to time.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 07:46 PM
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10. I had no idea ALL men swung that way!
:rofl:

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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 09:41 PM
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12. Drive shaft
no text, no picture
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 09:47 PM
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13. my gay friends, some of the more known & vocal in these matters...
refer to 'it' as a 3rd leg...some ladies too :blush: except for Betsy, she could care less either way :rofl:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 09:51 PM
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14. Stick shift!
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 10:01 PM
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16. pogo stick...
:shrug: :rofl:
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 09:59 PM
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15. Hood ornaments
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diamondsndust Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 10:04 PM
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17. one of those old time horns with the squeeze balls??
:shrug:


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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 01:20 AM
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18. A handle.

Some men follow their little head anywhere it wants to go. :evilgrin:
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