Is Dick Cheney well-endowed or is it a colostomy bag?

[idgiehkt]

Has he ever had a colostomy? I posted the pick of him and little junior on another board and people are saying it's a colostomy bag...never heard that? what say you?

pic in question:

[Nicole]

1. Looks like a bag to me n/t

[radwriter0555]

2. He has a permawoody and a pump because of his heart condition...

apparently.

[idgiehkt]

3. okay radwriter, please clue me in on the details.

I want to know about the permawoody and the pump. Had Dick had a colostomy wouldn't that be public knowledge? I had never heard this before so I was kind of surprised. Why would a heart condition make you...wait, I just realized this thread may be verboten here. But a pump? Isn't that a surgical procedure? That would be permanent, or something, right? There is that woman on that conspiracy site that claims that she was raped by his 'oversized' member...I just don't know what to think. Nothing would surprise me about this sadistic s.o.b. though.

[radwriter0555]

6. Well first off, that's an old photoshopped picture. It's phony... been

around a while.

But due to dick's fragile health and the massive meds he's on as a heart patient, his blood pressure is in the crapper, so with that comes erectile disfunction.

So dude has either a penile implant which causes a perma-woody, or a penis pump for those wildly romantic nights with lynn.

Ragardless of which one he has.... the pic is a phony.

[donheld]

4. Sweety, I've checked out a vast array of bulges in my time, but

That idiots is of NO interest to me.

[idgiehkt]

5. lol

I am just not familiar enough with the whole colostomy thing to know if one could be mistaken for a very large penis.

However I respect your position.

[CanuckAmok]

7. You know what's the worst part about having to have a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to match.

[WCGreen]

8. Rim shot....

And I mean the drums....

[FuzzySlippers]

9. A colostomy bag is worn on the abdomen.

Assuming the pic's not photoshopped, I think it might be a catheter bag. He probably can't pee.

[Call Me Wesley]

10. Locking.

Let's not do it again.

Thank you!

Call Me Wesley
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