I was just surrounded by the gayest group of Mormon missionaries

[Radical Activist]

that I've ever seen in my life. They came to use the set of computers in the campus library. In some areas Mormon missionaries aren't allowed to get on the internet, so I don't know if they were breaking the rules. Ten of them were all here and I've never seen a group of men spend more time touching eachother, kissing on the cheek, hugging and patting eachother. Very odd and funny.

[progmom]

1. so they were gay?

Or just not afraid of showing affection?

[Radical Activist]

2. Much more fond of showing affection

than I've seen from any group of men since...I can't remember when. Even among family. It was a little funny considering how anti-gay the church is and the fact that they aren't allowed to date women while on their mission.

[Benfea]

3. Well, anti-gay people usually have something to hide.

There've been studies, you know.

[progmom]

19. isn't that the truth?

There's a guy at my office....a rabid homophobe. I keep waiting for him to come out. :D

[WindRavenX]

4. ahhh hell

now i miss my lil' mormon :cry:

[Radical Activist]

8. hmmm...

Is your lil mormon an ex or on a mission?

[WindRavenX]

11. neither

We're taking a break til he gets his shit together :hi:

(he's 19 and moved from Utah to NYC)

Haven't seen you 'round here lately!

[Radical Activist]

12. yeah

I found other ways to waste time for a while.
ex-mormons are much more fun.
If he's 19 he's supposed to be going on a mission anyway.
How have you been?

[WindRavenX]

14. Pretty good. I'm now a senior and am freaking about that...

But other than really missing him, I'm ok. Things will work out; 19 year olds are just immature and need their space, i guess...

He's an ex-mormon, so no mission-- thank GOD.

(although I must have some Mormon-attracting device in me because the missionaries ALWAYS come to talk to me on the street--wtf?)

[Radical Activist]

15. I see

I'm ex-mormon so maybe you're right about the device.

[WindRavenX]

16. Come to Boston and we'll hang out, ok?

Just don't try to seduce me with tales of that "Moroni" Angel, or whatever the devil they call it...

[Radical Activist]

17. lol

Sounds good.
Although, I am able to give quite a long argument on how Joseph Smith was more of a Utopian, left-wing socialist, pacifist, civil rights advocate in contrast to the conservative attitudes of most mormons today. That's way better than Moroni tales.

[WindRavenX]

18. meh, when the conservative Mormons get too yappy ...

...I know how to shut them up :evilgrin:

(in all seriousness, though, from what I've read, there's a good chance Smith was literally schitzo)

[ThomCat]

5. Where they cute?

So many of these mormon missionary guys are just so amazingly adorable... You just want to invite them in and get them out of those overly formal clothes. :P

[Radical Activist]

6. In an Ambercrombie & Fitch kind of way.

Thus, adding to the gayness. hehe :)

[ThomCat]

9. You mean they were naked too?

:P

[Radical Activist]

10. lol

only in your mind, apparently. :D

[Radical Activist]

7. Dupe

oops

[khashka]

13. It's weird but

many Mormons seem to be repressed homosexuals.

There is an elder that keeps trying to convert me. But I don't think conversion is really what he's thinking about.....


Khash.

[JVS]

20. You could make a lot of money making an adult video with this theme.

Some would buy it for the man-on-man action, others would just be happy to finally see what the secret underpants look like!

[ThomCat]

22. Secret underpants?

Are you serious?
:rofl:

[liontamer]

25. actually that's true

adult mormons have to wear sacred cotton undergarments (that's why all the dress in the mormon prom dress thread had sleeves, the undergarments have sleeves and you need to cover them.)

[Radical Activist]

27. prom dresses?

Most Mormons would not have the sacred undergarments when they're young enough to be in high school. I'd imagine the sleeves on the prom dress is just a matter of modesty, much like Pentecostals.

[liontamer]

32. i think so too,

but i remember mormon girls in my high school complaining about how naked they'd feel with their arms exposed and talking about how it would show undergarments if they were wearing them. :shrug:
i guess it's like little girls who want to keep their chests covered even though they don't have breasts yet. You model your clothes after the adults in your life.

[JVS]

21. "In some areas Mormon missionaries aren't allowed to get on the internet"

Aren't allowed by whom? The university, the state, local cops, the LDS church?

[Deep13]

23. I think that is the position of the missionaries.

:evilgrin:

[Radical Activist]

26. By the Church

There are a lot of rules one has to follow when serving a mission for the LDS church. No dating, no TV or movies that aren't church related, etc. Of course, there's porn on the internet so there are rules about that. They're supposed to stay focused on God.

[liontamer]

24. aren't mormons hot? n/t

[ThomCat]

28. The groups of them I've seen, Yes.

Very hot. :blush:

[swimboy]

29. Seems they send only the lukewarm ones to Richmond.

:-(

[ThomCat]

31. Come to NYC!

We'll go cruise the pretty mormon guys. :P

[liontamer]

33. i think they send the hot ones to places where people are shallow

hence NY and LA have the hottest mormon missionaries in the country.

[fishwax]

30. Ever seen the movie Latter Days?

A not-bad flick about a gay missionary ... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0345551/

[libodem]

34. Go to BYU

Where the girls are girls and the boys are, too. :)