Smoke a toad....get high.

[1a2b3c]

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Now I was virtually certain I was about to die. As I tried to accept my fate, an even lower portion of my brain began to transmit more visions and information. I was "told" that this new material was being presented to me because I was dying and therefore "safe" to receive these revelations. These were the secrets reserved for the dying and the dead, I was informed....

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[Bozola]

1. How untraditional.

The Mayans would brew a form of mead, made out of honey and toads, and administer the beverage anally via an enema.

Smokers are lightweights, I say....

[soothsayer]

4. they took tobacco enemas, too

makes you have visions of snakes! (seriously)

[LuCifer]

2. i've heard of licking toads...

...but SMOKING it!? Poor toads!

Lu

[1a2b3c]

3. nah thats what the media claimed

You really extract the venom, dry it and smoke it. Still, poor toad.

[Neshanic]

5. And the toad came back, again, and again.

From suburban Phoenix.

My Bull Mastiff puppy likes to wander in the back yard at night. In July, a steady barking woke me up. The puppy was barking at something at the corner of the patio, next to the condensation pipe draining into the dirt. I looked and did not see antything in the dim light till this freaking monster toad jumped out! Scared the crap out of me and the puppy.

I knew it was one of the infamous "toad licker" variety from the newspapers doing a report about a bunch of kids out in Lake Havasu licking toads a couple years back.

Got the puppy in the house, checked to see if he may of licked it...thank god he did not. Got a flat shovel, and that is one of the fastest toads around. Got him on the shovel, and took him to the front yard and deposited him in the bushes.

Next night...bark, bark. Same routine. Blocked wall openings.

Next night...bark, bark. This time walked with toad in shovel to end of street, and walked out into the wash and deposited him.

These toads are enormous, and can run like a rabbit! Licking them? ugh!

[jus_the_facts]

6. That reminded me of an H.G. Wells short story.....

.....but the guy in that story ate mushrooms...it was reeeally trippy! :crazy:

Where ya been hidin' lately...still waitin' for those bright red curlies!!! :evilgrin:

[1a2b3c]

8. one day...one day

[jus_the_facts]

10. I hear ya....but still don't see ya......

...patience is a vurtue or some such BS...take 'em ya'self already...for cryin' out loud! :D

[Cooley Hurd]

7. Jeez, what an embarassing thing to check into Betty Ford about...

"C'mon, just one toad! One more and I promise that'll be it..."

[Neshanic]

9. The Tucson Herpetological Society sez...

"A voracious predator that may be able to consume anything it can overcome, including other amphibians. Strongly nocturnal, this species will breed independently of rainfall but the largest breeding aggregations usually take place after strong downpours in July and August. The advertisement call of this toad is a short, low-volume honk, and is not indicative of its size. Although large, this species is hardly clumsy. If disturbed, it can flee using a fast unamphibian-like gallop that surprises most observers."

Surpised the hell out of me!