Just because it's been a while...

[CanuckAmok]

Indecisive Video Customer: They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good... are either one of these any good?



Randal Graves: What?

Indecisive Video Customer: Are either one of these any good?

Randal Graves: I don't watch movies.

Indecisive Video Customer: Well, have you heard anything about either one of them?

Randal Graves: I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.

Indecisive Video Customer: You mean you've haven't heard anybody say anything about either one of these?

Randal Graves: Nope.

Indecisive Video Customer: Well, what about these two?

Randal Graves: Oh, they suck.

Indecisive Video Customer: These are the same two movies! You weren't paying any attention!

Randal Graves: No, I wasn't.

Indecisive Video Customer: I don't think your manager would appreciate...

Randal Graves: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.

Indecisive Video Customer: I beg your pardon?

Randal Graves: Your ruse; your cunning attempt to trick me.

Indecisive Video Customer: I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying!

Randal Graves: And, I hope it feels good.

Indecisive Video Customer: You hope WHAT feels good?

Randal Graves: I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?

Indecisive Video Customer: Well, this is the last time I rent here!

Randal Graves: You'll be missed.

Indecisive Video Customer: Screw you!


Randal Graves: Hey! You're not allowed to rent here anymore!

[billyskank]

1. I can't resist saying it

HEY TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY DICK ON YOUR WAY TO SCHOOL!!

:D