I'm giving $1,000,000.00 to the Dean campaign

[trof]

if I win the $40,000,000.00 FL lottery Saturday.

I've got the ticket in my lucky Kangaroo Scrotum Pouch that I just got for Christmas, so it looks like a lock.

Only problem is, I think I can only give $2000. So can Miz t.
That leaves $996,000.
Now I just need 498 DUers to sign up so I can send you a $2000 check and you can forward it to the Dean campaign.

The only qualification is you have to cross your heart and hope to die that you'll send it in.
Crossed fingers don't count.

Please sign up below.
Thank you.
:-)

[THUNDER HANDS]

1. give me a million

I'll make sure Dean gets it. I promise. :D

[trof]

3. What do you take me for?

A ride?
No, wait...
Do I look like I just fell off the turnip truck?
Smart alec yankee flatlander.
:grr:

[THUNDER HANDS]

flatlander?

Where do you live, atop Mt. Everest?

[trof]

9. I'll have you know I am at least 9' above

MSL.

[LynneSin]

2. I'll take $2000 and make sure he gets it

:eyes:

[trof]

6. YOU, I trust.

Thank you.
:-)

[LynneSin]

10. That makes one of us

:crazy:

[trof]

13. You've NEVER lied to me, except

that time you said I was "cute" and I believe "adult beverages" were involved, so I didn't pay much attention to it.
;-)

[pmbryant]

4. Now now.

I suspect that would still violate the CFR laws.

You'll have to give that money to MoveOn.org or some other political grassroots organization.

Good luck!

:bounce:

--Peter

[onebigbadwulf]

5. I'll send it

I havent donated yet.

whats a kangaroo scrotum?

[trof]

7. It's where his gonads rest(ed).

An Aussie friend sent it.
Hang on, I'll get the website.

[trof]

8. The Kangaroo Scrotum Pouch

Kangaroo scrotum pouches are made from the scrotum of male kangaroo, and it's said to be very lucky; all those in possession of one is assured of a long life, happiness and healthy children.
http://www.australiagift.com/scrotum_shop/

I did a thread about it that sank like a stone.

[Fleshdancer]

12. Kangaroo scrotum pouches are lucky??

Tell that to the kangaroo.

[trof]

14. Well, OBVIOUSLY, not for the 'roo.

[dweller]

11. sure, i'm in

now which do you need, my bank account number or my credit card number?
to deposit the $$ of course.

dp

ps. the password is *********
i guess that's right, i c/p 'd it.

[trof]

15. Just your ATM info.

I'll deposit it there.
Honest.
:-)

[Hawkeye-X]

16. You can count on me.

Just give me $1,950 and I'll be at my max for this primary.

Hawkeye-X

[trof]

17. Good AWN ya!

(That's Australian)

[RobertSeattle]

18. Or you could start the "Trof Institute For Public Policy"

Bankroll and whole bunch of policy wonks to troll the talking head shows.

[trof]

23. TIPP

I like it.
You can be director.

[brainshrub]

19. Dear Trof,

In case you win the Florida lottery I would like to state publicly that you are the most attractive person on DU. Furthermore, I have heard from many reliable sources that people from Alabama are naturally intelligent, highly athletic and make Gandhi look like an unethical charlatan by comparison.

I can tell by your avatar that you have great taste in flags, and I happen to know on good authority that people who live in Foley are great lovers.

In short Trof, I want to say that I admire everything about you. You are an upstadning human being that I can only hope to emulate in my wildest dreams. You are an inspiration to the zoo-going children of America, a standard bearer for morality and the milk of human kindness flows through your veins by the gallon.

When you win the lottery, drop me a line. My only desire is to bask in your reflected glory.

[trof]

21. YOU owe me a keyboard.

It is now Scotch & soda soaked.
I'll take it out of your check.

[Duncan Grant]

24. *snarf* ROTFLMAO

OMG, that's the funniest post I've seen on DU in a very long time!

All hail brainshrub! :D

[flpeach]

20. Wow

I already sent Dean $50 so that leaves $1,950 I can give him!! I wish you were serious . . . I would LOVE to give him that much money. OMG!!

[trof]

22. I am as serious as cancer.

If I win that sucker, I WILL find a way.
Bank on it.
Moveon, something.

[DemoTex]

25. You can trust ME. I'M a pilot! I'll invest it for you.

My brother is a doctor. He can help me lose ... er, I mean invest - yes, invest! - your money. What say, old pal?

[trof]

26. Ain't it the truth.

Reporter: "Well, Captain Smith, what do you plan to do with all that money?"
Capt. Smith: "I dunno, just keep investing it till it's gone, I guess."

Alternate:
Farmer: "Just keep farmin' till it's gone, I guess."