Are you going to hell? Take the test

[stanwyck]

Go here and take the test:

http://www.madblast.com/funflash/swf/HellTest.swf

For the record, I scored a 177. I'm not socializing with anyone below a 160.

[TrogL]

1. 198 - you need to get out more

I'd have probably gotten higher but there's lots of stuff that isn't on the test.

[BlueEyedSon]

2. 167

And I thought I had nothing left to look forward to!

[HEyHEY]

3. you really think I need a test to know this?

:-)

[notadmblnd]

4. 169

I'm well on my way. Just have to try a few more things...

[thehonesttruth]

5. 207

i'm going to hell in a very fast car. see you there

[thehonesttruth]

6. 207

i'm going to hell in a very fast car. see you there

sorry fat fingers

[curse10]

7. shit, I'm boring, only 140

:-(

[notadmblnd]

11. well hell,

go out and have sex with a couple of people, thats what put me over the top.

[ronnykmarshall]

8. 142?

I need to take more drugs!

I scored high on the sex questions.

[corporatewhore]

9. well we are all going to hell

for being commiunists/terrorists/hippies/punks who do not bow down to His Holyness George Bush the dumbass and we dare to think for ourselves

[HEyHEY]

10. I only scored a Normal

All those sex toys questions brought me down!

[ronnykmarshall]

12. Wanna borrow mine?

I warsh 'em real good fer ya?

[HEyHEY]

16. uh...that's okay

I'll just find something in the kitchen!

[radwriter0555]

13. LOL I didn't break 100.

How sad is that????

[stanwyck]

14. There's still time

don't give up.

[BlueEyedSon]

17. You must leave this thread IMMEDIATELY

[corarose]

15. I have a seat in first class that was bought years ago

When I robbed a bank back in the 1920's oopss that was Dillinger wasn't it? Just kidding.

[NightTrain]

18. 131?! Damn, I gotta try harder!

So, who wants their eyeballs licked? :evilgrin:

[SmileyBoy]

19. If you're a virgin, have never been drunk or done drugs...

...you're not going to score very high.

That's why I got 11.:-(

[corarose]

26. Are you a kid?

:kick:

[southerngirlwriter]

62. Don't feel bad.

You shouldn't do anything with the potentially life-changing consequences of sex, drugs, or drinking unless/until you're sure you're ready. Good for you.

[populistmom]

20. I am Miss Goody Two Shoes at 76!

O8)
Then again, remember the old Adam Ant song? :evilgrin:

My husband took it after and got a 188- YIKES! (His 20's were pretty wild though.)

[snooper2]

21. Got 207

That was fun, and kind of scary in a way... :scared:

[beyurslf]

22. Does 220 mean I have a suite set up for me already there?

Surely someone has been as "bad" as I in their younger days. Someone? Please?

[stanwyck]

23. So far, you're the grand prize winner

we've taken this test at work....and you're still the Great Satan. You're also my hero.

[bluestateguy]

24. I scored in double digits

[displacedtexan]

25. 59 Points? But I'm EEEEEEEEEEEViLLLLLLLLLL! Really! I am!

Well, I thought I was evil. Doesn't that count?

[kanrok]

27. I'm "normal"

n/t

[brainshrub]

28. 138

[Djinn]

29. does it actually say in the bible

though shalt not buy stuff from a sex shop??

[Syn_Dem]

30. 55

Normal I guess :shrug"

[hyphenate]

31. Well, I never thought of myself

as an angel, but at only a 48, I came darn close!!! (Now if they only judged someone on the basis of their thoughts about the opposing political party......)

[YellowRubberDuckie]

32. 165

I'm a danger to society. LOL
Duckie

[HEyHEY]

33. what is that song called on the test?

[supernova]

37. Squirrel Nut Zippers

but I can't remember the name of that blasted song.

edit: I think it's just, appropriately enough, "Hell"

[HEyHEY]

49. thanks!

[MisterP]

34. 1

[indigo32]

35. 67

guess I'm boring LOL

[FarLeftRage]

36. Don't come near me...

I scored an 86.

[montana_hazeleyes]

65. That's my exact score

!

[supernova]

38. 134

"Enjoying life to the max" :D

[maxanne]

39. straight to hell - 224 is my score

apparently the local cable tv evangelist who said I was going to hell a few months ago was correct. Just call me Lucifer.

:evilgrin:

[stanwyck]

48. Remember, Maxanne

heaven for climate. Hell for company.

[maxanne]

60. thanks stanwyck

but...*sob*...I feel so....*sob*....bad..;(

[stanwyck]

66. Well, as Mae West

said, good girls go to heaven. But bad girls go everywhere.

[maxanne]

79. lol

"I was as pure as the driven snow...but I drifted." :evilgrin:

[beyurslf]

80. Maxanne: my friend. A fellow Du'er in the 220 range. :)

Welcome to hell. I will be your guide.

[maxanne]

85. oh goody!!

Welcome, fellow sinner!!

Let's just let our bifurcated tails down, and hang out!! :evilgrin:

[Blade]

40. 81

for this bad boy. :evilgrin:

[supernova]

42. We'll have to corrupt you

a little more. :evilgrin:

[Blade]

44. Oh...

you can corrupt me all you want. :evilgrin:

[DemoTex]

41. 179. At least I can socialize with the disgusting reprobate Stanwyck.

And you all thought I was a part-time preacher.

Flight attendant said (on my wire-rim glasses): Captain, you look like a man of the cloth.

I said (joking, of course): Bless you my dear. Come up to my room and lay on my cloth. I shall read scripture from the Giddeon Bible.

Gomer said: You're goin' to hell for that! (Good Morning Vietnam, Robin Williams)

What's fact; what's fiction? You decide.

[stanwyck]

47. Disgusting reprobate?

I prefer "fun girl from Mt. Pilot" thank you very much.

[DemoTex]

50. Well, since I scored higher than you I figured I'd start out on top.

Hey, BTW, I'm a pilot! I'd love to, henceforth, refer to you as "fun girl from Mt. Pilot." What I need to know, for my word processor, is whether that is "the fun girl from Mt. Pilot or a fun girl from Mt. Pilot." I also need to know the lat/lon of Mt. Pilot (where are you?) and your views on airport noise.

[stanwyck]

51. OK. DemoTex

I have no idea of the lat/lon of Mt. Pilot as I've never been there...I was referring to the "fun girls from Mt. Pilot" episode from the Andy Griffith show as well as the '80's band Fun Girls from Mt. Pilot. It's more a philosophy for me than a reality. My attempt to explain my "reprobate" score. BTW, I have no problem with airport noise.

[amandae]

43. 87 ...

but I had to lie to get that low ... and there are a few things on that list that i'm still looking forward to one day ... a couple things gave me some great ideas.

:evilgrin:

[Zero Division]

45. 38 - Pathetic, I know....

Who wants to help me reach 160? :evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

58. Me! Me! ME!!

:evilgrin:

In order to rapidly get the points up, I'll make you sleep in the wet spot and we'll indoctrine each other to necrophilia and beastiality while we both do drugs and sell them to support our habits... :D

[guitar man]

46. I'm screwed

214

[camero]

52. 75

I do use my right hand. How did they know?

[Blue-Jay]

53. 119!

Dammit. I thought I was much more evil than that.

The music on that link makes me want to kill something. Does that give me extra points?

[VOX]

54. I hear the Stones singin' "doot-doo-doo" sympathetically right now...

Although with a 186, I've still got a wee bit more wiggle room!

:evilgrin:

[coralrf]

55. 147....

but I was so drunk at times I was not sure what to answer..I might be a 160 or so

[JaySherman]

56. 141

[Deja Q]

57. Holy Hasenpfeffer, you'd better ignore me then!

58!

Or 78 if you consider I like beastiality! :evilgrin: JUST KIDDING ON THAT ONE!!

How about showering with a person of the SAME sex? Surely that counts for a point or twenty?! Just being gay adds 10 points... DISCRIMINATION! :D

[BuckeFushe]

59. 136, old farts rule

:)

[southerngirlwriter]

61. This nice Christian girl from Alabama...

....scored a 68. LOL.

[1a2b3c]

63. screw the test

I dont believe in hell. Most people say i am going there for not believing. Like thats gonna scare me or something. :eyes:

[Martin Eden]

64. Sex and booze?

Pretty superficial definitions of sin in that test.

I scored 65, but I'm really a much worse person than that.

[Piperay]

67. 97, well gee

I guess I am not going to hell. :evilfrown:

[Spirochete]

68. I only got a 132

Do I still get to go to hell?

[Kerridwyn]

69. 141

141 - I'm enjoying life to the max. But darn, I wanted to be a danger to society!

[nickgutierrez]

70. "Are you going to hell?"

Yes.

Oh, there's a test? :evilgrin:

[jogi1969]

71. 187

whats up with the licking eyeballs?
or am i just getting too old to be hip?

[stanwyck]

73. That one threw me, too

but at least it gave me a "no' answer which I desperately needed. And for someone who used to be game to try almost anything, once, I'll think I'll pass on the eyeball licking.

[jogi1969]

75. i once

ate a goats eyeball in trinidad
the head was in the stew and i thought it was an onion
does that count?
dont remember licking it though

[Booberdawg]

72. 64, barely above boring

[ProfessorGAC]

77. Same Score I Got Dawg

The Professor

[VermontDem2004]

74. Scored an 81

I answered 'yes' on most of the drug questions but didn't do so well on the sexual questions. So I guess I am half bad half good.

[amber dog democrat]

76. 169

but there were extenuating circumstances - they made me do it

[otohara]

78. I Don't Feel So Bad

now that I've seen some of my fellow DU'ers scores. Time to stop feeling guilty about my past - OK I'm over it
137 here

[GOPisEvil]

81. Do I have a pulse? 94...I need to be more evil!

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[tigereye]

83. 88 for me

If not for college it would probably be in the 40-50 range. I just had no sense back then. And I was even in a band for a long time, but obviously a pretty tame one. I'm going to send the URL to a wild friend of mine and see how she does. That was fun in a weird sort of way.

[tigereye]

84. not to be too nebby, but is that possible?

[_NorCal_D_]

82. I got a 1

I feel like such a nerd! :evilgrin:

[Arwennick]

86. I'm a Stroker

As in Fire Stroker.Me and Satan signed an agreement 42 years ago.I'm still holding my end of the bargin.I love fire.

HellBound with Pride

My score on this one was 276

I'm a bad boy.

[stanwyck]

88. You're our new hero

my co-workers dwelling in the low 200s now feel vindicated. Party on.

[Good Fences]

87. 194.

the get arrested /paid for sex/ phone sex/ same sex/ three ways/ put me over the top.

There's a time and a place for everything. College.

Repent!