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Rabbit of Caerbannog Donating Member (742 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 02:51 PM
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bad blonde joke just in from blonde coworker...
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a college freshman, sat in her US government class.

The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe Vs Wade was about.

Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware." :smoke:
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La_Serpiente Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 02:53 PM
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1. oh geez
n/t
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Demobrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 03:07 PM
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2. Poop
Says the blonde.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 03:14 PM
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6. double poop
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Tempest Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 03:09 PM
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3. Tempest's brain fart of the year
I told my girlfriend a blonde joke last week.

Her hair is black.

I forgot she's a natural blonde and dyes her hair.

Things haven't been the same since.
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 05:11 PM
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13. Ah. Artificial intelligence.
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 03:11 PM
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4. Oh, groan. And I'm a blonde, too.
But I'm not dumb.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 03:13 PM
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5. only fake blondes are stupid
us real ones are A-OK
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Drifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 04:44 PM
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10. Thank Goodness ...
I have 3 daughters with very very blonde hair.

Cheers
Drifter
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 04:49 PM
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11. Yes!
I'll have to agree and I didn't know you were a female Skittles. Now that I know you are a brainy I must say you post some funny stuff!!! There's actually a dumb blonde website somewhere.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 03:17 PM
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7. Wow, Blonde Joke AND Groan Pun rolled into one! (nt)
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Westegg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 04:37 PM
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8. Excuse me, but as a natural blond I'm compelled to say...
At least this Bambi knows SOME Chinese history.
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 04:39 PM
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9. part of the joke is from a great song
Julie Brown did it... god, what's it called.... CRS

Help!
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-11-03 04:51 PM
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12. I was blonde when I was younger
and a lot smarter than am I now that my hair's turned mousy brown.
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