You can't tell me this doesn't look delicious.

[LostInAnomie]

[Floogeldy]

1. That does not look delicious.

Nobody tells me what I can or cannot tell you. ;)

[LostInAnomie]

2. Well, I just did!

[Floogeldy]

3. DAMN YOU TO HELL I COULD EAT THAT BURGER IN FOUR BITES!

:evilgrin:

[LostInAnomie]

6. I got something you can eat right here!

That's right, you're going to be eating a fat dude in a helmet.

[Deja Q]

4. Square patties - well, that narrows down the franchise selling that...

heart attack wrapped in tissue paper...

And I doubt it's White Castle; their buns are square too.

So it's Wendy's.

Which wouldn't shock me, remember how that franchise's creator died and somebody was stupid enough to let the world know his cholesterol level... (didn't impact sales though, so the stupid one isn't who we're thinking of...)

[LostInAnomie]

8. Wrong again, HypnoToad.

It's the Monster Thickburger from Hardees (or Carl's Jr. depending on your area of the country).

[Deja Q]

20. Again?! Piffle! (And we don't have Hardees anymore around here...)

Foltunately.

5 other grease chains is more than enough already.

[reyd reid reed]

5. THAT does...

but I've never bought a burger that looks like the picture does.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

7. Yes, it does.

:D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. It looks positively...

vomit-inducing.

:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

[yewberry]

10. Try me.

I think I might surprise you.

edit: this seems oddly appropriate
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5232512

:rofl:

[LostInAnomie]

11. What if I said it was completely made of tofu?

I would be lying but I could still say it.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. One of the lamest, oldest carnivore lines. nt

[LostInAnomie]

16. Awww... I'm sorry

Here have a burger on me

[yewberry]

15. You need flame-retardant trousers.

Whoops, too late!

PS: tofu doesn't glisten like that.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. Yeah, I'm with you. Now this is my kind of burger.

[yewberry]

17. Truth?

I can't eat that, either.

I gave up meat in the 80s, and all the mock meats are WAAAY to realistic for me. I swear, those things bring me right back to the junior high cafeteria and the high-quality "food" we were given. :scared:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

19. Did you ever have a balance burger?

They were made with tempeh and we used to make awesome ruebens (swiss or vegan soy cheese) with them at the health food store I worked at. They've been discontinued and they were truly the best veggie burgers.

[yewberry]

21. Huh-uh.

Never heard of them.

I'm just uncomfortable with mock meats that are convincing, you know what I mean?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

22. Yeah, I actually wouldn't eat the veggie burgers when I was in college.

There were a few instances of the veggie & meat burgers being mislabeled.

[KitchenWitch]

12. ...

:popcorn:

[JI7]

18. nope, but this does