Fuck you all, you fucking fuckity fuck fucks

[no name no slogan]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Name removed]

1. Deleted message

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[ghostsofgiants]

2. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you...YOU'RE cool...and fuck you, I'm out.

[bigwillq]

9. LOL!

I love that movie! :rofl: :smoke:

[Blue-Jay]

3. fuck.

I thought we were finished with that stupid fucking joke.

[Floogeldy]

4. I sensed that you were going to run out of steam soon . . .

. . . but I did not anticipate that it would happen this abruptly or in such a psychotic manner. ;)

[Random_Australian]

5. Donald Rumsfeld was giving the president his daily briefing but then

they all spontaneously combusted, turned inside-out and exploded, ashes scattered to the winds, the entire White House collapsed into rubble, so he stopped.

[swag]

6. Hertz Donut

So there's this man, and he lived his whole life on Earth, and his name was Mr. Stevenson. When Mr. Stevenson was eight years old, he asked another little boy if he would like a Hurts Donut. The other boy said yes. So he hit him on the arm and he said, "Hertz Donut." Five years later, Mr. Stevenson asked another boy about his same age at that time if he would like a Hertz Donut. when the boy said yes, Mr. Stevenson stabbed him over and over again in his eye and his cheek with a pencil, saying "Hertz Donut."

Over the years, Mr. Stevenson did very well in school. On graduation day, he was sat next to another young man, who, like Mr. Stevenson, had earned high marks. When he asked the boy if he would like a Hertz Donut, the boy said, "Not if you're gonna stab me in the eye with a pencil." "I wouldn't even touch you," said Mr. Stevenson. So when the boy agreed, he presented him with a photograph of the young man's fiancée at a bachelor party, on some guy's table, fucking herself with a beer bottle. As tears filled the young man's eyes, Mr. Stevenson was heard to say, "Hertz Donut."

A few years later, Mr. Stevenson got a job as a sales clerk in an electronics store. Within a year, he was caught stealing and immediately incarcerated. When he asked his cellmate if he would like a Hurts Donut, his cellmate said yeah. So... he gave him a Hertz Donut.

Over the years, Mr. Stevenson grew too old to take care of himself, so they put him in a hospital. One day, he asked the new nurse if she would like a Hertz Donut. In anticipation of her response, Mr. Stevenson began humming and making smacking noises with his mouth. When the nurse smiled and said, "I know about you, Mr. Stevenson," Mr. Stevenson blurted out something totally incoherent and... and began to laugh.

[no name no slogan]

7. fuck, I don't get it

but that's probably a personal problem

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. Except for the lame Brazillion joke, this is a copycat from...

almost two months ago.

[no name no slogan]

16. Which was a copy of a fuck I posted two years ago

so fuck it.

[bridgit]

10. .

http://www.nailmaster.ru/fuck.html

[khashka]

11. I object to this post

on so many levels!

NNNS, how could you? My opinion of you has been shattered!

Khash.

[bridgit]

12. objection sustained...

[Sugar Smack]

13. YOUR WITNESS *klunk*

:patriot:

[no name no slogan]

15. fuck

:patriot:

[no name no slogan]

14. fuck it.

admit it-- your opinion of me was already knee-high to an eel, anyway :silly:

[khashka]

17. Fuck you

Just ask Sugar Smack how much I lust after your gorgeous nose. I tried to get her to give you to me for awhile.

Well, no more! After this thread she can keep you. And good luck to her.


:)

Khash.

[no name no slogan]

18. Yeah, you don't need any psychos in your life

In the words of Howard Dean:

YEAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[Sugar Smack]

21. You see there? You see what you've done?

:patriot:

[Catchawave]

19. Uh...what qualifies for a

...deleted message on this thread :shrug: Oy.

[KyndCulture]

20. That's what I wanna know!! lol

[Catchawave]

22. *snork*

..back atcha :hi:

[In_The_Wind]

23. holy fuckin' shit

I go away for a few days and return to find that northing's changed

[Just Me]

24. Is that, true? If so, is it on tape?

I've always wondered if we have Bush doing the "WMDs here, WMDs there" on tape.

I'd love to have both, right now.

Incredibly useful material.

[Blue_Tires]

25. fuck...that...shit!!!!