Teach a man to sing about fish...

[Boojatta]

and he'll be motivated to quit smoking, which will save him money, reduce his risk of getting lung cancer, make him cough less and feel better, make his clothes smell better, and make it easier for him to marry a smart woman.

Teach a man to play songs about fish on the piano and he'll get up to his ears in debt for pianos, piano tuners, piano movers, lawsuits with angry neighbors who don't like the noise, etc.

[Random_Australian]

1. Or shoot them both, for their own health.