Just came in from outside..... No Hurricanes yet

[underpants]

I keep you abreast.

:patriot:

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. Glad to hear it!

How's diaperbutt doing? :)

[matcom]

2. please keep me abreast

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5222787

[leftyladyfrommo]

3. Did I get this right? We are supposed to have about 17 named

storms this year - and 9 hurricanes - maybe 4 big ones?

And it looks like the Atlantic Coast is more in the bullseye than the Gulf coast?

Boy, we have had no storms at all here in Kansas City this spring. Very quiet - not enough rain - and really too warm for this early in the year.

[underpants]

4. Listen to CNN

YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN!

DON'T EXPECT ANYONE TO COME AND SAVE YOU!

YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS ALREADY!

YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN!

BE PREPARED!

DIDN'T YOU READ THE CONTRACT? THEY PUT IT IN WRITING-YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN!

IT WAS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO KNOW THAT

IT WAS WIDELY KNOWN FOR YEARS DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT?

YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN DON'T EXPECT ANYONE TO SAVE YOU!

[leftyladyfrommo]

5. So Are You Prepared?

Do you have a boat and lots of supplies? A generator? A tent? And gallons and gallons of water?

[riona]

6. Well,

I have duct tape and plastic sheeting. The possibilities are endless.

[underpants]

7. No boat

but I do have an old Toyota pickup that could serve as a boat if'n I pulled the motor out.

[leftyladyfrommo]

11. Just like the haitian Refugees that put old trucks on innertubes

Cool

[LynneSin]

8. What about now - any hurricanes now?

Just checking

[riona]

9. So far so good in FL

But I don't have a boat so this may be a hugh problem.

[LynneSin]

13. are you series????!!!!111!!!

:shrug:

[riona]

19. And,

I'll be unable to generate anything. On a happier note, I'll be able to wrap stuff in plastic and seal it with duct tape. That counts for something!

[underpants]

10. (looks out the window)

Nope no hurricane

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Can you PM me when you see one?

I want to be sure to have the generator filled with gas.

TIA.

[underpants]

14. Yeah no problem

I have my radio tuned to WRVA too so I can be informed by Rush between emergency announcements.

[Midlodemocrat]

15. Maybe I should get one of those weather radios? Or do you

think merely looking out the window is sufficient?

[underpants]

17. Get one' them weather rags

if'n it is wet-its raining
if'n it is white- it be a snowin'
if'n it is moving-its windy

[Lance_Boyle]

16. Any alligators?

'Cuz you know the winds could pick up the gators and make flying death monsters of 'em all...

[underpants]

18. Oh wouldn't that be cool

That would be concrete proof that the Earth's self defense mechanism had kicked in.

[SteppingRazor]

20. Well, shark attacks were all the rage last year...

so it came as no surprise when Wilma tossed a 10-foot tiger shark through my sliding glass door. The shark then proceeded to flip and flop toward the sofa I was sitting on in a desperate attempt to eat me before it died of asphyxiation. It was a hell of a thing.

[underpants]

21. WOW

:wow:

[SteppingRazor]

22. Ahem.... I was joking. A shark did not fly through my door...

five of them did. And they fought in a battle royale on my kitchen floor over who got the privilege of eating me. Luckily for me, they killed each other off.

[underpants]

24. WOW

I fell for it

[SteppingRazor]

25. Hey, Underpants, I've got a more important thing than our iminent deaths..

by hurricane. Whatever happened to the googly eyed set of drawers you used to have?

[underpants]

26. The who with the what?

[Aiptasia]

23. Looked out window in coastal SC, no hugos yet...