A Typical Sinner

[underpants]

Boudreaux was driving down the street in BreauxBridge in a sweat
because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take some pity on me. If
you find me a parkin' place, I'll go to church every Sunday fo de ress
of my life and give up drinking beer and chasin' wimmen."
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Boudreaux looked up again, and said, "Never mind, I found one."