If there were NO Canadians..............

[Darth_Kitten]

The U.S.S. Enterprise would be missing Kirk and Scotty. :evilgrin:

On "Bonanza", there would be no Pa. :evilgrin:

"Friends" would be missing a bud. :evilgrin:

No Saturday Night Live..... :evilgrin:

[NightTrain]

1. Why no "Saturday Night Live?"

Sure you're not thinking of "SCTV?"

[Swede]

4. Lorne Michaels the creator of SNL is a Canuck.

[Robb]

2. If there were no Canadians,

We'd have to steal entire hockey teams from, I dunno, Mexico or something. :evilgrin:

[Swede]

3. The USA would be 6 million square miles.

And all the oil,fresh water, and trees would be free.

[pipster]

5. add this

If there were no australians, FOXnews would not exist.

[Catshrink]

6. There'd be no eh, eh?

[Dookus]

7. Which "Friend" is Canadian?

I thought they were from the US.

[glarius]

9. Mathew Perry has a Canadian mother, American father....He spent most

of his childhood in Canada...

[Ellen Forradalom]

8. hEYhEY and CanuckAmok would be S.O.L.

They'd be stateless.

[CanuckAmok]

10. Screw that, eh!

We'd live in Jamaica or somewhere fun like that.

Or Bermuda--it's still Commonwealth, you know!

[HEyHEY]

20. Yeah there'd be No BC left with Bushes policies

[morningglory]

11. Maybe 1/3 of our best comedians plus Strange Brew, etc....

[morningglory]

12. Peter Jennings

[WindRavenX]

13. If there were no canadians..

...would life be worth living? :shrug:

[Kenneth ken]

29. of course not

there'd be no Joni Mitchell. :cry:

[morningglory]

14. The ENTIRE Niagra Falls would be hideous gambling joints instead of

just our side.

[camero]

15. "Family Ties" would need a democrat

Cause there would be no J. Fox.

[glarius]

16. Who would there be to tell you Santa is on his way from the North Pole

on Christmas Eve?...:loveya:

[Valerie5555]

17. There'd have been NO KEN TAYLOR et al to save Americans trapped in

the "Islamically Insane Republic Of Iran" since they may have been among the hostages themselves, who knows? :shrug:

[glarius]

18. That's a good one Valerie....remember all the Canadian flags flying in

American homes at that time?..."We will never forget you Canada", they said....The American embassy people had gone to several embassies along the way and been refused help until they came to Canada and we took them in and saved their lives...I know they would have done the same for us, but anyhow......

[Valerie5555]

19. It's a wonder one or more of the now former hostages now hadn't even

thought "Damn you Amb Taylor, you owe us a pair of clean pants and underpants," for it was surprising they hadn't wet their pants from laughter at the "Ayatollah Joke" then Amb Taylor pulled at Khomeini's expense.


Wonder if "Ayatollah Assahola" was then Amb Taylor's sentiments exactly.

[HEyHEY]

21. No insulin, no good hockey, no bricklin!

:-)

[Valerie5555]

22. Not to mention NO SUPERMAN

Am sure a Canadian created him.

[HEyHEY]

23. yeah and no WInnie the pooh!

[kayleybeth]

24. Worse yet...

No Eeyore.

[HEyHEY]

25. ahh! Imagine!

That'd be awful

[CanuckAmok]

26. Hahaha! The Bricklin!

What a magnificent white elephant that was. Kind of like the Fast Ferries, but with a less appealing paint scheme!

http://bricklin.org/

[HEyHEY]

27. what was the odd feature about it?

A single panel body or something?

[CanuckAmok]

28. Well, the Gull-Wing doors, for one thing, and...

..yes, I think it's a monocoque body. I know that your Bricklin was delevered "formed" in the colour you chose--there wasn't any paint in the proces, they formed the body in the colour you ordered.

And they all had beige leather interiors (hey, it was the 70s!).

We souldn't slag them, though, despite what the cost the people of New Brunswick. I bet there's at least one DUer with one in his/her Garage. There are suppodedly over 500 surviving Bricklins in the US.

There's also at least one in China, because the Chinese Governemt bought one or two to illegally copy and mass-produce for the Asian market.

Maybe that's what killed Chairman Mao....

on edit: I was going to fix all the typos, but fuck that.