At some point today

[reyd reid reed]

I lost my mind. If anyone runs across it, please return it. I'll pay the postage.

(shouldn't amount to much, after all.)

Thank you.

[Ptah]

1. Remember when you ran away and

I got on my knees and begged you
Not to leave because I'd go berserk?
Well,You left me anyhow and then the
Days got worse and worse and now you
See I've gone completely out of my mind.
And,

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha,
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young
Men in their clean white coats and
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke and so you
Laughed, you laughed!
When I had said that
Losing you would make me flip my lid - right?
You know you laughed, I heard you laugh,
You laughed, you laughed and laughed, and then you
Left, but now you know I'm utterly mad.
And,

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he , ha ha,
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toesAnd they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!



:shrug:

[reyd reid reed]

5. Heh...you have no idea how apt that is...

In fact, I use it as my sig line at another forum...

:rofl:

[Haole Girl]

2. Ok

:rofl:

[reyd reid reed]

6. Thanks. Just remember, when you ship it,

make sure you tell 'em to be careful...it's already rattled enough...

[Dangerously Amused]

3. Great. It's probably off somewhere getting in trouble with my mind, then.

I say we check our credit card statements first to establish a location and direction of travel.

[reyd reid reed]

8. Maybe if we cancel the cards,

they'll come home, dragging their little cerebral cortexes behind them?

:shrug:

[Dangerously Amused]

11. Good plan.

Watch they'll try to sneak in the back door again, too. They only think they're clever.



:eyes:

[reyd reid reed]

16. Hmmmmph....

Of all the Noive!

[UrbScotty]

4. Saw it in an undisclosed location last night (nt)

[reyd reid reed]

9. I knew I shoulda let them put in that implant

when they beamed me up...

:tinfoilhat:

[mwooldri]

19. It wasn't with Dick "shotgun" Cheney by any chance?

I hate for the brain to be riddled with bullets...

[reyd reid reed]

20. If that's where it is...

he can keep it. He needs one more than I do, anyway.

That could be my good deed for the day.

[Mutley]

7. If you see my mind around somewhere

tell it to come on home, would ya? :P

[reyd reid reed]

10. Sure thing...

What'll you bet they're all off somewhere having a drink and laughing at us?

Just wait 'til mine comes home...

[u4ic]

12. Have you checked the bottom

of your shoe?

When we lose things, usually they're not far away...:D

[reyd reid reed]

13. Hell, I even checked under the sofa cushions...

See...I tried to think today. I tried to reason like a 13-year-old. That's what did it. And my mind ran as far as it could, as fast as it could.

I frightened it away.

:cry:

[u4ic]

14. Did you find anything else under there?

Ever watch Keeping Up Appearances? Daisy finds everything but the kitchen sink under the chesterfield cushions! :rofl:

[reyd reid reed]

15. I found my marbles...

But without my mind to hold 'em, they just rolled back under...

:eyes:

[u4ic]

17. Maybe you could look into your marbles

(not technically a crystal ball) and see if they can find them for you?

[reyd reid reed]

18. I tried that

but they're cat's eye marbles and it's creepy.

:scared: