Will you marry me?

[yvr girl]

I'm sure I'd eat dinner at a more reasonable hour if I were married - plus I'd have some help in doing the dishes. Any takers?

[Deja Q]

1. Sure!

Doing dishes can be fun.

[yvr girl]

3. But...

You don't like girls.

[Deja Q]

6. I don't? How are you certain?

I've been afraid of them since the assault on me at age 15.

Doesn't mean I'm not attracted to certain types of women...

Or am I not?

Maybe I am just confused. You've got a point.

[u4ic]

2. It's only 6:30

your time? :shrug:

Thanks - I'm flattered, no offense, but I'll take a pass on this one. You're a great gal, though...:hug:

[yvr girl]

5. I haven't even started dinner

Knowing me, I'll be lucky to eat by 9.

You're not really my type either...but you're swell. :hug:

[Guava Jelly]

35. How about me

:hi:

[u4ic]

40. You're a great gal, too

:hug:

[Guava Jelly]

43. but im like a dude

:hi:

[texas1928]

4. Well I am taken so...

Sorry.

[yvr girl]

7. I don't like sharing

so understood.

[Xipe Totec]

8. Sorry, no.

I'd have to kill too many guys to get to the front of the line.

And I'm generally against that.

[yvr girl]

10. Huh?

I don't see a line.

[Xipe Totec]

16. Sweetie, you're not looking.

If you don't see the line.

[yvr girl]

24. If there's a line

They're not trying to hard to stake their claim.

[Guava Jelly]

9. Sure why not

:)

[yvr girl]

11. Can you cook?

That would be excellent.

[Guava Jelly]

12. I am quite handy in the kitchen

I can cook anything but a steak ( I turn those into leather)
:)

[yvr girl]

14. I'm not great with steaks either

I always have to cut into them to check. I like mine rare though, so I try and err on the other end of the spectrum.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. Well, I see you're Canadian.

Yes, I would. I'll clean and fix things. I suck at cooking though.

[yvr girl]

15. I can cook

I just lack motivation.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

17. Take out is fine with me. I don't expect much.

Hell, I was 20 the first time my mother cooked me breakfast. My sister and I just hijacked her and demanded pancakes. We figured at that point, she owed us some pancakes.

[yvr girl]

18. That's too funny

:-)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

19. At any given point almost we'll have...

an almost completely bare refrigerator except for large amounts of soda and organic milk & orange juice. However, in the pantry we'll have 10 different kinds of cereal and 234872398427 cans of baked beans. She keeps buying cereal because "we eat so much" although we only "eat so much" because it's all we have. No one knows why she buys so many cans of baked beans, because we've never seen anyone in the household eat baked beans.

[yvr girl]

20. That's sad

Is your mom OK?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

25. She's fairly nuts.

But essentially, she just has no culinary skills at all. My real dad was a chef, so she never had to cook ever really. He didn't work as a chef, but he went to the Culinary Institute. My stepdad likes to eat out. So basically, she never had to really cook. I moved back home, but I refuse to contribute food to the house because with four other people, it gets eaten before I ever get to it.

[yvr girl]

27. Good luck

Don't go hungry.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. I'll be fine.

I go out for lots of sushi and pizza.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

21. Only if you like labrador retrievers...

You see, we're really smart dogs.

[yvr girl]

22. A dog that can type....cool

I love dogs.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

23. **Woof!** Here I am in the boudoir...

[yvr girl]

26. Too cute

:loveya:

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

29. I'll have to warn you, my nose is cold and wet. And I'm due to get

fixed next month.

[eyepaddle]

30. How 'bout we just do the dinner thing and see how that goes?

Apparently I have "commitment issues." :eyes:

But I have no issues in the kitchen! I used to be a broiler cook at a supper club--plus about a dozen other restaurants so I've got ya covered! B-)

Bon Apetit

[yvr girl]

31. Do you do dishes too?

I was hoping for a little 'dessert' too...but I'm not easy.

[eyepaddle]

32. Yeah, actually I DO do the dishes.

I'm a little casual about "decor" but I keep a clean kitchen. Some hot dishwater on a cold day can actually be relaxing.

In my younger "barbarian nomad" days I and my roommates were complete pigs, so I learned well and truly how important it is to stay on top of that stuff! I've at least reformed myself in that fashion. B-)

[yvr girl]

33. Are you sure you don't want to move in

I can do decor. Please.

[eyepaddle]

37. Damn, it's tempting me, I'll admit that

but I have to finish my master's thesis, so it'll take awhile--plus my lease goes on for a few months yet.

Should we try the long distance thing for a bit and see how it goes? I will be looking for a new career-type gig soon so a move ain't out of the question!

Are you willing to learn how to kayak? That's pretty crucial for me. ;)

Oh yeah, how close do you live to the skookumchuck river?

[yvr girl]

41. I might starve by then!

I can't promise I'll wait if other offers roll in.

I've been ocean kayaking. Does that count?

I live closer than you!

[eyepaddle]

44. Ocean kayaking does indeed count, I'm planning on picking one up this

summer (I'm pretty close to the great lakes, so it will effectively be sea kayaking.

You can use my sig pic as an aid in teachinng yourself how to have a bomb-proof roll.

If you're really hungry, I might have to talk you down like an air traffic controller. Quick, do you have worcestershire sauce handy? Splash some on whatever meat or veggies you want to have as your entree and start marinading 'em right away--it does take long. Start heating your oven too, shake a few shakes of almost any reasonable spice (skip the anise, for example) over the top of the entree just before you throw it in the oven. The temp you want is sorta flexible 400 F is in the ballpark though.

When it looks like it's done--it's probably done! If you have any bread (Italian/french orks best, but you might have to improvise) butter it and put it in the oven with a little garlic for a few minutes. I like mine crispy--but again that's up to you. Throw in some canned or frozen veggis and you ready to rock! B-)

Even if I lose this, it's important that you not starve! :D

[yvr girl]

46. I just ate a small bowl of pickles

I needed the room in the fridge. :-)

I have to clean up first :-( I've been working 7 am to 9 pm the last couple of days.

[eyepaddle]

47. I remember something about you wanting to bag your old job

and starting afresh a few months ago...are you still grinding at the old job or is this a new one?

Either way, 14 hour days get old in a hurry. :hug:

I'd call pickles the apetizer! So, what d'ya want for dessert?

[yvr girl]

50. Two jobs

An hour in between.

I think I may need a main course first. I'm considering pasta, chicken and spinach.

[eyepaddle]

51. Sounds pretty tasty to me!

I'm more an "egg noodle" man that a "pasta guy", but realize that I'm in the minority.

Do you have to get up early again tomorrow?

[yvr girl]

52. 7:00 isn't an early start for me

Sometimes I start at 6:00 am.

I wake up early anyway.

[eyepaddle]

55. Speaking of....

I need to crash soon, nothing fancy-early (gettin' up at 6:00) but I love a good night's sleep!

Will yo at least keep me posted and let me make a counter-offer before you accept any others! ;)

G'night!

[yvr girl]

56. lol

We'll do.

[eyepaddle]

45. Oh yeah, if you don't want to marry me,

can I at least crash on your couch when I go play on the skook?

[yvr girl]

48. I don't think I'm close enough

[khashka]

34. Sure thing!

Of course the sex might not be spectacular. But we could try!

And I don't do dishes.....

Still next time your're feeling marital.... PM me. I'm sure we could work something out.....

Khash.

[yvr girl]

36. Thanks for the offer Khash

but doing dishes is essential!

[eyepaddle]

38. Did I just fall bass-ackward into the head of the line 'cause of the

dishes-thang?

All this time, that's what I should've advertised...who knew?

[khashka]

39. Yeah you kinda like me

but I'm not you're online fantasy. So I can live with that even though it hurts my feelings.

I don't do dishes but I do do windows! That should give me some cred and give me half a chance.



Khash.

[yvr girl]

42. You'd dump me

If a stud-muffin came around though.

[Deja Q]

49. self-del

[lumberingbear]

53. I just want someone to decorate my Christmas Tree with....

Good Luck yvr girl. :hug:

[yvr girl]

54. I haven't had a tree since I had a roommate

I can't be bothered for just myself.