By the power vested in me by the Dominican Order of Rock, Scissors, Paper

[JVS]

I hereby begin the inquisition trial of ZombieNixon, who has commited the heinous and blasphemous act of RSP-heresy by declaring, in defiance of both the scriptures and the holy traditions of our RSP-playing faith, that it is possible for a rock to beat paper. I call as witnesses all those who witnessed his outrageous claim in that other thread, and demand that his actions not go unpunished. Unless he recants his statement the grimmest possible punishments are in store for him.

[ZombieNixon]

1. There is no FUCKING WAY...

paper beats rock.

You cannot force me to recant.
If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. :P

[JVS]

2. HERETIC!

[JVS]

3. Recant or burn!

[ZombieNixon]

5. Look, if the Church of RPS wanted me to reach *their* conclusions,

they should have paid me more. :P

[JVS]

6. Your conclusions are not desired, and your disobedience will not be...

tolerated. Or my name isn't JVS-amada

that's me on the left

[ZombieNixon]

7. But your name isn't JVS-amada.

It's just JVS. :shrug:

[JVS]

8. You shut up, insolent fiend!

JVS-amada is my name in real life.

[JVS]

4. Your Theivery is being added to the charges against you!