It's time for a GENERIC THREAD!

[ZombieNixon]

Acronym followed by multiple exclamation points!!! Highly excited post with a few mispeled werds, random pop-culture references and a token Bushism to prove the poster's liberal stature!

WRITING IN IMITATION OF FREEPER!!!1!!1!

Smiley

[WritingIsMyReligion]

1. Snide comment re: a few trolls still being loose.

Eyeroll smiley.

[ZombieNixon]

3. Irate response

Insinuation of questionable parentage and party allegiance.

Cryptic comment of multiple meanings, none of them flattering.

Smiley denoting anger of some sort

[WritingIsMyReligion]

5. Cliche comment on sucky comebacks.

Equally cryptic reply, and a comment to go Cheney yourself.

Eyeroll smiley redux.

[ZombieNixon]

10. Snide comment regarding DLC/Far Leftist allegiance, as applicable

Request that people like you stop destroying the Democratic party

Banghead smiley

[JohnKleeb]

2. It's a pleasure to see you again

After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane had his skull crushed by a friend who filmed him having rough sex.

[ZombieNixon]

4. No, no, this isn't working at all.

x(

Let's try again. :P

[JohnKleeb]

6. Vote Nixon-Agnew

:shrug:
The secret to end the war is in his head.

[ZombieNixon]

8. Vote for the crook. It's important.

No, wait, that was Edwin Edwards...

[JohnKleeb]

9. I'd rather vote for a felon than David Duke

:shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

12. Many people would.

But I guess it's a close call in Lousiana. :shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

15. Pretty scary that he got 40%

[ZombieNixon]

17. One of those "you know you're from LA" jokes I read on DU once

You know you're from Louisiana when it's tough choice between a KKK leader and Edwin Edwards. :shrug:

[Mutley]

7. Sarcastic reply.

Allusion to post-modern poetry and expressed confusion over mispeled words.

Shrug smiley. Wide grin smiley.

[ZombieNixon]

11. Livid counter-response

Anger bordering on insanity at perceived evasion of question

Sexual reference

Constipated/Scrunchy-face smiley

[Mutley]

13. Haughty lecture on civility.

Expression of superiority at my ability to remain calm.

Returned sexual reference.

Evilgrin smiley.

[ZombieNixon]

14. Exasperated subject line

Dismayed response suggesting loss of hope in future of human race.

Comment regarding conditional reception of sexual offer were it not for far too many intervening political issues

Eyeroll smiley

[Mutley]

16. Words of comfort.

Command to suck it up.

Sneer and expression of your loss.

Middle finger smiley.

[ZombieNixon]

18. Affront

Something to the effect of "Welcome to Ignoreville, population You."

No smiley

[Mutley]

19. Smug giggle.

Something to the effect of "Only losers announce they are ignoring you."

rofl smiley.

[ZombieNixon]

20. Rectraction of ignore declaration

Statement of how ignore is being rescinded for purposes of dismantling your arguments

Reuse of eyeroll smiley

[Mutley]

21. Knowing smile.

Bushism: Bring it On

No smiley.

[ZombieNixon]

22. Attempt at smug humor

Counter with parodied RW talking point: Why do you hate America?

No smiley

[Mutley]

23. Raised right eyebrow.

Answer with your own question: Why do *you* hate America?

idea smiley

[ZombieNixon]

25. Accusations of disingenuity

Eyeroll smiley again

[Mutley]

27. Acknowledgement of concession.

Woohoo smiley.

:D

[ZombieNixon]

29. Clarification of direction of accusatons (to you, not me)

Suggestion of lack of mental faculty on your part.

Wonder at why I keep replying to you.

Two eyeroll smileys

[Mutley]

31. Loss of mental capacity.

Random strings of gibberish.

Reboot system.

silly smiley.

[ZombieNixon]

32. Period

Long series of blank lines

Hide smiley

[elshiva]

24. random Monty Python quote

message intentionally left blank with the zen like n/t

[ZombieNixon]

26. Three periods in subject line

Thumbsup smiley

Quote of next line in skit.

Wink smiley

[elshiva]

28. quote of the line after that in skit in subject line

hug smiley

[ZombieNixon]

30. PUNCH LINE OF SKIT IN ALL CAPS!! FOLLOWED BY EXCLAMATIONS!!!

Bounce smiley

Woohoo smiley

[elshiva]

33. Three periods

ROFL smiley

wink smiley

[ZombieNixon]

34. Period

Yourock smiley

[Generic Brad]

35. You rang?

[ZombieNixon]

36. Why, yes, yes I did.

:D

[Generic Brad]

38. For the record

I'm pretty much the same as the name brand Brads. The only difference is I am cheaper.

[Ptah]

37. Are you the windsheild or the bug?

:shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

39. Usually the biug.

x(

I'm too nice to be the winshield. :(