Poem: Santa Moved His Workshop Out to China

[meow2u3]

Santa Moved His Workshop Out to China
A Christmas Song dedicated to CEO's of multinational craporations

Refrain:
Santa moved his workshop out to China
The North Pole’s where he laid off all his elves
He sold his soul for greed and corporate profits
And left his reindeer fending for themselves

The elves were sick of being
Underpaid and overworked
So they all formed a union
And told Santa, “You’re a jerk”!
So Santa answered back,
“Just be content with what’s unfair;
Be grateful you’re still working
I can ship your jobs elsewhere”! (refrain)

The reindeer found out
Santa’s sleigh had funny-looking wheels
He traded his old sleigh in
For a brand new snowmobile
“He no longer needs us reindeer;
we’re out fending for ourselves
we’re left out in the cold
Suff’ring the same fate as the elves (refrain)

I just discovered why
The elves are out of work today
In China, you can work’em
90 hours without pay
Now Santa is abusing workers
With impunity
How many has he killed
So I’d have gifts beneath the tree? (refrain)

[joeybee12]

1. Very nasty--I like it!