Jeb Bush's Head Is So Big....

[Generic Brad]

This evening my kid stumbled across a photo of President Bush on the tarmac in Florida with his brother, Jeb, and Katherine Harris. She could not get over the enormous size of Jeb Bush's head. We must have spent a good hour trying to top each other with "Jeb Bush's head is so big" jokes. These were among my favorites:

Jeb Bush's head is so big he could fill up Abraham Lincoln's stovepipe hat.

Jeb Bush's head is so big that he moonlights as a drive-in movie theater screen.

Jeb Bush's head is so big that pilots are required to file a flight plan around it.

Jeb Bush's head is so big because the president's missing brain had to be stored somewhere.

Jeb Bush's head is so big he is often mistaken for one fourth of Mount Rushmore.

Normally we exchange "Your Momma" jokes, but with Mother's Day around the corner, we thought Jeb Bush was a more appropriate target. I challenge all DU'ers to top me.

[Catshrink]

1. That's not his head...

it's his butt.

[Dinger]

2. jeb's Head Is SO Big . . .

. . . sean ins-hannity says "That's a big-ass head!"

. . . the only reason people get near him, is beacuse it (his head) protects them from the elements

. . . ru$h limpbag (limpbaugh) says "That's a big-ass head!"

. . . NASA uses it as a practice landing pad for the space shuttle

. . . Halliburton wants to drill it for oil! (Hey, it will help lessen our "dependence" on foreign oil.)

[driver8]

3. Jeb Bush's head is so big, it has it's own weather system!

(Stole that from Mike Myers in "So I Married an Axe Murderer." He has a son with a huge head and he calls him "Heed"!)

[graywarrior]

4. Well, when your mother is a

and your dad is a



you end up like

[Starbucks Anarchist]

5. "Jeb's head is so big, he has his own orbit."

[ghostsofgiants]

6. As someone with a large head, I find this thread offensive.

:P

[Generic Brad]

7. Is that you, Jeb?

;-)

[ghostsofgiants]

8. Damn, you caught me!

:P