ZombyWoof's Primary Predictions! The Xmas Version!

[Zomby Woof]

Santa Claus is endorsing Howard Dean! That means the elf vote is split between him and Clark, and will likely create quite a stir with the little laborers at Keebler. Look for one faction to call themselves the "Keebler Crackers For Dean", and expect Clark to get the nod from the Island of Misfit Toys.

Then Al Gore, after his CSPAN appearance today, will dance the rhumba in a pair of purple net stockings with stiletto heels and then dive head-first into a vat of green jello. Dean will jump out of a cake, sing "MacArthur Park", and the Keebler elves will go on strike and vote for Hillary! Clark will praise Rumsfeld just one more time for nostalgia, and wear a Sgt. Pepper's uniform while on the campaign trail.

Allow a 1% margin of error for this prediction, plus or minus the gallon of spiked eggnog you drank beforehand, and although the following ZombyPoll is 100% accurate, allow a margin of error of minus 100 points.

Who would you vote for to get the Democratic nomination? (Courtesy of Diebold):

E.L. Fudge - 23%
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer - 15%
The cake left out in the rain - .001%
Legalos - 87%
Grumpy (a dwarf masquerading as an elf in order to appeal to the creamy-filled center) - 2%


There you have it!

[GOPisEvil]

1. Mmmm...creamy-filled center...

I'm sorry, you were saying? :evilgrin:

[Zomby Woof]

2. I KNEW you were a centrist!!!

:P

[GainesT1958]

3. I'm for Rudolph...

Because HIS nose glows for everybody to see!:D

B-)

[eileen_d]

4. As a resident of the Island of the Misfit Toys

I must say that Clark truly does speak to us.

[CatWoman]

5. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

but nothing can touch your "Nader+ partialabortion+CynthiaMcKinney+Palestine" thread :D

[Zomby Woof]

6. ooo! That was a classic!

Maybe I should have added Nader and a handgun to this prediction just for shock and awe value! :D

[geniph]

7. Anyone who ever brings up MacArthur Park

must immediately go on my mandatory ignore list for all eternity. I mean, Holy Sheepshit, that's worse than The Night Chicago Died.

[Zomby Woof]

8. that was kind of the point!

Though trying to decide which of those 2 pieces of shit is worse is like trying to decide if Rumsfeld is worse than Ashcroft. It can't be done!

Besides, you'd miss me if you put me on ignore... right Geni?

Geni..? GENI...???

[geniph]

10. What are you gonna do next,

offer me Itchykoo Park as a sop?

Hmmph.

[Zomby Woof]

11. I thought your least favorite was...

Yummy Yummy Yummy I Got Love In My Tummy! :puke:

Hey, see the nice things I said about you and John in JulieRB's thread!

[matcom]

9. if YOU DON'T VOTE FOR THE CAKE

i am LEAVING THE COUNTRY!!!! x(

[Zomby Woof]

13. What if *I* jump out of the cake?

Then what??? :o

[Padraig18]

14. Will you be wearing ...

... fishnet stockings, stiletto heels and a leather boustierre? :P

[Padraig18]

12. If the cake does not have green icing...

... 15% of the room will be voting 3rd party. :P

[elcondor]

15. Wow, so many pictures going through

my head. Thanks for the laugh, ZombyWoof. :D