L. Ron Hubbard reveals that you have 57 senses, NOT 5...

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

There's no way to do a meaningful 4-paragraph except of this article...you really need to read the whole thing. So, I am posting the link and Hubbard's list of the "57 senses"...one of which is awareness of awareness...ENJOY!



Scientology nearly ready to unveil Super Power
In the works for decades, the closely guarded spiritual training program will be revealed in Clearwater.

By ROBERT FARLEY, Times Staff Writer
Published May 6, 2006

http://www.sptimes.com/2006/05/06/Tampabay/Scientology_nearly_re.shtml/

Scientology's 57 senses

Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard's list of 57 perceptics. Words in parentheses are his:

Timen Sight
Tasten Colorn Depth
Solidity (barriers)
Relative sizes (external)
Sound
Pitch
Tone
Volume
Rhythm
Smell
Touch (pressure, friction, heat or cold and oiliness)
Personal emotion
Endocrine states
Awareness of awareness
Personal size
Organic sensation (including hunger)
Heartbeat
Blood circulation
Cellular and bacterial position
Gravitic (self and other weights)
Motion of self
Motion (exterior)
Body position
Joint position
Internal temperature
External temperature
Balance
Muscular tension
Saline content of self (body)
Fields/magnetic
Time track motion
Physical energy (personal weariness, etc.)
Self-determinism
Moisture (self)
Sound direction
Emotional state of other organs
Personal position on the tone scale
Affinity (self and others)
Communication (self and others)
Reality (self and others)
Emotional state of groups
Compass direction
Level of consciousness
Pain
Perception of conclusions (past and present)
Perception of computation (past and present)
Perception of imagination (past and present)
Perception of having perceived (past and present)
Awareness of not knowing
Awareness of importance, unimportance
Awareness of others
Awareness of location and placement (masses, spaces and location itself)
Perception of appetite
Kinesthesia

[azmouse]

1. He's nuttier than squirrel poop!

[mainegreen]

2. Bwhahahaha!

Seriously, he's an idiot. He's using sense in the widest interpretation possible, and he's listing some senses multiple times, because of his insane drive to subdivide everything into atomic units.

Of course, you'll never get anyone to agree on how many senses there are. Is heat included in touch? How about pain? Is your sense of motion included in your sense of balance? My anatomy teacher swore up and down there were only seven basic senses: Sight, Sound, Touch, Smell, Taste, Balance/Motion, and your sense of inner chemistry (your sense of what those little receptors monitoring your internal chemistry that tell you 'dammit, get a drink of water' or 'dammit, eat a pickle!'.

[LaraMN]

3. Actually, he forgot one:

"Awareness of L.Ron Hubbard's batshit freakishness."

[miss_american_pie]

4. Perception of having perceived?

I bet he came back as a Decider. :eyes:

[LaraMN]

5. Bwahahaa!

I bet you're right!

[MissMillie]

6. From a guy w/ no sense at all....

:shrug:

[Jazz2006]

7. Self moisture is a sense? And all this time, I though it was....

er, never mind.

:rofl:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

9. Jazz! You dirty-minded thing!

:rofl:

:hi:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

8. "Organic sensation."

I read that as "orgasmic sensation." Whoops.

:rofl:

[SOteric]

10. I am a tad surprised. Isn't Tom Cruise a follower?

'Cuz that boy got no sense at all. :crazy:

[KamaAina]

11. Well, there goes my lifelong ambition

of beating Tom Cruise senseless. :shrug:

[madinmaryland]

12. Did he invent Heinz 57 catsup also?

:shrug: