Separated at birth??

[ronnykmarshall]

[maveric]

1. Why is Paris Hilton still in the Limelight?

No talent not that "beautiful" and no class!
But then again this country embraced Joey Buattafuco too.

[ronnykmarshall]

3. $$$ & Knee Pads

I got that pic from a website "perezhilton.com". His site used to be a fun gossipy place for trash.

It's seems that La Hilton paid him off by inviting him to all her little parties and posing in pictures with him. Plus everday he post shitty picture of Nicole Ritchy.

Here's a little something I wrote on his website in reference to La Hilton's break up w/ her latest boyfriend:


It’s Friday night and our hero, Perez is standing in line at Rite-Aid on La Brea & Santa Monica. He’s ears are still ringing from the phone conversation he had with his mother.

“Mejo! You better be on time for your niece’s quinsinetta! You spend all your time with those nasty girls and never with your la familia! Your Nana isn’t getting any younger and she asks about you. Make sure to bathe, too! You probably catch lice from those girls you hang out with.”

Perez in fact did have a skin problem that he was taking care of, which was one of the reasons he was at Rite Aid. That and to pick up some snacks and some damn present for his niece. Just the thought of driving to Montebello to see his family made Perez’s want to hurl.

Shoving a fist full of M&M’s in his mouth, Perez shouted at the clerk “Can you hurry up?” His nerves where shot and the itching in his groin was getting worse. “Oh why did I go to that bath house last week????” he whined to himself while taking a huge gulp from his liter of Dr. Pepper.

Suddenly, Perez’s cell phone rang. “BUUUUUURRRRRPPPPP Ah fuck! It’s gotta be my mom again!” Reaching into his pocket he grabs his phone. The caller ID screen read “Paris Cell”.

“Oh it’s PARIS!” he squealed throwing shopping basket at the clerk. “Hi Paris! Wha’sup?”

“I am soooooo done with Stavrus! It’s over! Over! OVER!” Paris Hilton replied while stomping her feet like a four year old. “Perezy-poo. I need you post this on your website right NOW! And while you’re at it, I have some more ugly pictures of Nicole. Put those up too!”

“Yes Paris. Anything for you Paris.” Perez painted into the phone like a dog. “I’ll do as soon as I get back from seeing my family.”

“Noooooooooo!” Paris whined, “I need it now!” a phrase that was familiar to her. “Listen Tubby, we have a deal. Your mother can hold her frijoles. Now move!”

Perez, snapping to attention like a good little solider, “Yes Paris, I’ll rush home and take care of it”.

“Oh Prezeykins I knew I could count on you!” La Hilton purred into the phone. “See ya Sunday from brunch!”

Perez was now in a panic. He had to take care of Paris’ first and then face the wrath of his mother and grandmother. Sweat was forming on his forehead as he watched the Rite Aid clerk scan his purchases. The clerk looked up and rolled his eyes as he scanned the box of RID. “What are you looking at? Just hurry up. I’m in a hurry” Perez snapped as he slammed his credit card on the counter.

The clerk swiped the card as Perez tapping his chubby little fingers on the counter.

“Um, I’m sorry but your card has been declined”.

Perez’s screams could be heard all the way in Burbank.

[no name no slogan]

2. That's hot.

[flamingyouth]

4. Ha Ha

Is she trying to pretend to be Jean Harlow or something? I mean, good luck with that. :eyes:

[Fenris]

5. More like Jean Harlot.

[swimboy]

9. The "t" is silent, as in Harlow.

Did you hear about Bette Davis's reaction to the news that Joan Crawford was dead? She is said to have said something like, "One should never speak ill of the dead. One should only say good things. Joan Crawford is dead. Good."

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. ...

:spray:
I always loved Bette. Still do.

[swimboy]

15. Morning Goddess!

Cheers! I may try to have a little Guinness this weekend. :toast:

[kay1864]

6. Damn good work RonnyK!

Google Master, you are :applause:

[ronnykmarshall]

7. Thanky!

[devilgrrl]

8. Please don't tell me that the gay community finds her fascinating.

And if so, why?

Also, what an insult to Elsa Lanchester! :grr:

[ronnykmarshall]

11. I know, huh?

She was the "Grand Marshall" at last years LA Pride. In other words, she paid them off.

To give you an idea of how "welcome" she was, I met this guy at the parade that had Carl's Jr. Hamburger and was going to throw it at her. He didn't get a chance because La Hilton's float was surrounded by LA County Sheriff Deputies.

It's seem that the LA Pride folks got LOTS of complaints about her. In fact they did return ONE email to many or any of my friends that wrote them and complained.

I live right off Santa Monica BLVD and when we have the parade, we tend to walk back up stars to our condo for "freshing up" (drinks and/or wee-wee) ..... I MISSED seeing the skuz. My SO said the applause was scattered and he and some of my friend BOO'ed her ass.

Anna Nicole on the other hand was greeted with big cheers and she was riding in a car w/o "body guards".

I love the LA Pride parade it's good mix of politics and camp. But there's a LIMIT to my camp meter and La Hilton is that limit.

[ronnykmarshall]

13. Here's the e-mail I sent to OUT Mag.

[e-mail]

I can't believe my eyes. I've always loved OUT magazine. You've always have fun, entertaining and informative articles.

But Paris Hilton? Come on. Since when does being a self centered spoiled rich brat warrant the cover of a gay magazine? Oh that's right, when the self centered spoiled rich brat has a crappy CD of "music" to try and sell to gay audiences.

Saying "gay guys are hotter" does not make that person a "friend" of this community.

Just like at last years L.A. Pride parade when La Hilton was the "Grand Marshall" and of course to promote her mother's lame reality show, OUT is being paid off.

There was a time when OUT put REAL friends of the community like Margaret Cho or the cast of "Queer is Folk". But I guess that the old saying of "money talks and bullshit walks" can be applied here.

Hope she paid you well, because I'm never buying another OUT magazine again.

Ronny K. Marshall
West Hollywood, CA

[RandomKoolzip]

10. It also reminds me of THIS pic:

The cover of Edgar Winter Group's "They Only Come Out at Night," which of course featured the song...uh, "Frankenstein."

ANd hence, we have come full circle it seems. :evilgrin:

[ronnykmarshall]

12. Oh THAT'S good!

[terrya]

16. Wow...that's uncanny.

And what the hell is that skank doing on the cover of a gay magazine? Please don't tell me she's become some sort of icon. :puke: