Would your life be better if I conquered the world?

[MrScorpio]

My Doomsday device awaits your answer.

[ComerPerro]

1. Well, considering how you treat your employees

I say, sign me up, and I will do whatever I can to help you.

[Overkil]

2. Oh ya....I think so

[MrScorpio]

3. You better damn well believe it!!

Since I'm well on my way to conquering the rest of the world, you'll find out first hand

[joeybee12]

4. I won't respond until you give me a house as nice as the one you gave

Homer and Marge.

[MrScorpio]

5. You got it.

A new house in Fall Creek awaits you.

Courtesy of the Globex Corporation

[joeybee12]

7. Ok, then my life WILL be better!

When do the movers arrive?

[MrScorpio]

8. Well... I'm kinda busy right now.

You know, doing this, ahh.. conquering the world thing.

I'll get back to you.

(in the background) WHO THE FUCK UNPLUGGED MY DOOMSDAY DEVICE? PULL THE PLUG BACK IN. THE FUCKING ARMY IS AT THE DOOR!!

[joeybee12]

10. You evil so and so!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get those friggin movers here now,and they better not break any of my priceless heirlooms from the Franklin Mint!

[MrScorpio]

11. Whilw you're waiting for the movers

Take this neat poll and rate my level of evilness

http://www.villainsupply.com/amievilornot/1_scorpio.html

[Blade]

6. get in line, bud

:evilgrin:

[MrScorpio]

9. Okay, Coffee break

Nothing a good hot cuppa Globex joe.

[ronzo]

12. Hank, didn't you kill James Bond?

I could've sworn...