my wife wants me to get her a Pilot

[matcom]

:D

she has ALWAYS had a thang for fly-boyz

oh, and Sean Connery too :P

*don't let her see this post ok?*

:D

[1monster]

1. So, honey, when do you start your flying lessons?

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[Runesong]

2. Maybe W will lend you his flight-suit and lucky zuccini?

[jody]

3. AWOL was checked out in the F-102

:evilgrin:

[matcom]

4. she told me if she ever met him, she would live up to her NAMESAKE!!

her first name is LORENA :D

[DemoTex]

9. Bwaa haa haa! A neighbor of mine in Alexandria was Lorena's attorney!

I wonder how old John Wayne Bobbitt's dong is dangling now. They did sew it back on, didn't they?

An elderly couple is driving down the road in Manassas, in the rain, when Lorena Bobbitt passed them and threw something out of her car window.

Splat! It stuck to the windshield for a second until the next swipe of the wiper blades sent it on its way.

"Rufus!" the elderly wife said, "did you see the size of that bug that just hit the windshield?"

"To hell with the bug, Maude," said Rufus. "Did you see the size of his dick?"

[supernova]

5. Otto the autopilot!

would be perfect!

[GOPisEvil]

6. GET HER ONE OF THESE!!!!

:D

[bocadem]

7. I'm a flight instructor

I can give her lessons.

[GOPisEvil]

8. I'd love to learn too...

...but unfortunately money is an issue. :-(